Italy: *frolicks through a meadow with woodland animals trailing behind*
Germany: *skips over to him*
Italy: *gets a serious expression, and stops*
Germany: Watcha doin?
Italy: *rips off clothes to reveal a superman outfit*
Germany: *confusion*
Italy: I'M A BOSS ASS BITCH! I'M A BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH!
Germany: *eyes fall out*
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