Male Reader x RWBY

Chapter 3

Timeskip 10 years
(the day of your birthday)
Yn POV

Well...recently I found out I can make my head come back
So I guess I can start drinking bear...not too bad

Mugman:"YN!"
Yn:"huh, oh
Hey there mug, what's up?"
Mugman:"well, we-"
Cuphead:"-heard its your birthday today!"
Yn:"...so?"
Mugman:"well, we asked boss if we could
Ya know, make a small party?"
Yn:"why throw a party on something not important?"
Mugman:"what?
Have you celebrated your birthday before?"
Yn:"uhhh...."

Flashback
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End of Flashback

Yn:"maybe?"
Cup/mug:"Mhmmm"
Mugman:"well...this could be your first?"
Yn:"...fine. BUT!
...all drinks are on cuphead"
Cup:"wai- WHA-"
Mug:"deal"
Cup:"wait bu-"
Yn:"let's order one for every person here, ey?"
Cup:"HE-"
Mug:"sure, why not"

Mugman was laughing while Cuphead tried to well...not spend his money buuuttt
Too late for that now I guess

*50 beers later*

Yn:"e-ey cups...mere" (come here)
Cuphead:"what is it?"

I took one beer bottle from behind and pour it...in his head?
Meh...

Yn:"re-relax, Y-you'll get yo money b-back"
Cuphead:"...whe-"
Yn:"W-when the sober me C-comes bak"

A smile slowly grew on his face...and before you knew it
3 bottles down

Mugman:"nnooo, remember wha-"
Yn:"shhhh..."

I just slowly handed him one bottle...he seem hesitant at first, but who can say no to a beer?

Timeskip

Cuphead:"a-alright, Y-Yn
Tru-truth or dare?"
Yn:"I'm not that drunk anymore, so might aswell...c'mon, dare me"
Cuphead:"i-i dare ya, tto catch a picture of d-dice and th-the devil...ki-"
Yn:"ENOUGH details!
I'll do it...how hard can it be?"

I stood up from the table and went
on my mission...'yay'

Once I got infront of the door, it was half open
And inside, boss and dice were talking

Dice:"-i think it's the time boss"
Boss:"no, not yet"
Dice:"Yn has to know...we can't keep lieing to him"
Boss:"ohhhh...but we can?"
Dice:"we have to tell him, we can not just forget about you making a kid"
Boss:"and how'd it turn out?"
Dice:"...mistakes were made, but
He-"
Boss:"he what?"
Dice:"...i hope you know what you're doing boss..."

They...are my real fathers?
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NO?!
I accidentally dropped the camera that I had to use for that stupid dare

But...why would I care, I just
walked away from the door, but as luck would have it-

Dice:"Yn, Is thi-"

He was handing me the camera but I just left him there...

When I got to my room, I opened the bottom drawer which was filled with Well...my job

Today was my day off, one in a year
I took them all and took out atleast 15 bags with me
BIGG bags

I left my room with my scythe in my hand
I passed dice again, and boss was actually out here drinking

Mugman:"YN, what are-"
Yn:"my job..."
Mugman:"is something wr-"
Yn:"no...now, don't expect me to come back till tomorrow"

This seems to have caught bosses attention because he actually was surprised

Once I got outside I patted my horse and then...off we go

-Smith
-Johnson
-Williams
-Jones
-Davis
-Miller
-Wilson
Etc
Etc...

Not that long list ey?
Well, they all live in different kingdoms...places
Basically, If I didn't have this horse
I would need Atleast a week

Timeskip

I came back in the morning with all my bags full
But, once I got off the horse however

???:"Yn Rose"
Yn:"...that boy died, his soul is in hell"
???:"Yn...why did you sign the contract?
You had a loving famil-"
Yn:"YAWN!"

I just picked up the bags and swung them over my shoulder...

Yn:"tell whoever is on top of the casino to come down, before I kill them"
???:"...team rwby, come down"

After they jumped down...i recognised 2 bitches
Ruby and yang...

Ruby/yang:"BROT-"
Yn:"you call me that again, I cut your tongue off!"
???:"Mr Rose, I need to speak to you"
Yn:"you have 10 seconds...cant people see I'm busy"
Scheen:"with what, taking out the trash?"

This scheen...they all annoy me, but THIS scheen
Ooohhh, I have to
I gestured for her to come closer and opened one of the bags
'HELP ME
SON OF A BITCH'
and so on..

Scheen:"w-what the-!!"
Yn:"good, now
Your 10 seconds beginssssss now"
???:"i wish for you to join beacon!"
Yn:"....why should I?"
???:"because I saw your skills and i-"
Yn:"nope...i am not going
Now, move
Or be moved"
???:"it doesn't have to be this way Yn"

They readied their weapons and pointed them at me...
FINNEEEEE...guess this is going to be boring

Timeskip

Yn:"you are oh so lucky I need to finish my work
Now, I would treat thoes wounds quickly if I were you
Except you 2 and that scheen"

I left them infront of the casino...this almost makes me forget how the devil and dice lied...
You know, now that I think of it, he's THE devil
so he did his job I guess

Once I got inside everybody looked at me and then after a few seconds turned around and continued with...whatever they were doing

I made my way to the devils office, and once I got infront of his door I kicked it open
To my surprise, dice jumped alittle and the devil...is the devil

Dice:"why no-"
Yn:"its done"
Boss:"sho-"

I just threw the bags on the floor and opened them
aloott of men/woman were scared...too bad

Dice:"impressive"
Boss:"Mhm"

I made my way to his desk and looked at the contracts...sweet
I slammed my hand on the table and took the contracts with me...
Anndddd
Another one bites the dust...

???:"Hello there darling~"
Yn:"that will be the first time I've been called darling, in likeee...a long time...

....Evelynn"