Kill count (Female slashers x child reader)

Go f yourself dream bitch!

Jigsaw
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Jigsaw was trying her damn best to stay the fuck awake, she wasn't going to let that bitch mess with her again

She drank coffee, took a cold shower, kept moving even tried to exercise although she got tired from that so she stopped

Unknown to her this only drove her over the edge as she sat on the couch

She flipped through the channels trying to find something interesting until she landed on something she liked

Jigsaw: Aww, spawn, I missed this show

She was laughing as she saw the very violent and bloody outcome of every encounter until something was wrong, the normal clown that screwed with spawn was replaced by....oh no

Freda: welcome to prime time BITCH!

Jigsaw jumps out of the couch
Jigsaw: Nope Nope hell no! You do not mess with my cartoons! And I'm not gonna let you screw with me again!

She felt a hand on her ass
Freda: you mean like this

Jigsaw spun slashing at Freda
Jigsaw: stop! Go fuck yourself dream bitch!
She raised both her middle fingers

Freda looks at her a big ass smiles going across her face

Freda: bold move my little puppet, but you didn't help yourself

Jigsaw growls willing herself to wake, yelling in her head to wake the fuck up

But it didn't work so she did the next best thing and ran, she got out the door only to find they weren't at the lake but in some sort of creepy LA LA land

She looks around and everything seemed to have that stupid red and green pattern on it

Jigsaw: shit!

She kept moving until a news van almost hit her, she had to dive out of the way, a much neater version of Freda dresses like a new reporter stepped out holding a microphone with a different one holding a camera

Freda: this is freda Kruger reporting live, here we have a short puppet on the run who appears to have tripped over nothing just like every horror movie bimbo, ma'am do you have a comment on the matter?

Jigsaw: I fucking hate you

Freda: thank you, second it has been noted that in recent days one freda Kruger also known as the recently voted "sexiest woman alive" appeared in your daydream, would you care to shine a light on why, this daydream of yours was something freda was pulled into

Jigsaw froze up, the fuck? She had to be lying, she would never do that, why would she bring in freda of all people

Freda smiles widely
Freda: your not denying it jiggy, your giving me all kinds of signals

Jigsaw just backs away but has to jump back when she hears a hiss behind her

Fucking snakes! She fucking hated snakes

Freda: I'm a bit confused by you puppet, usually you'd have a smart comeback by now

Jigsaw stuck out both her blades
Jigsaw: this is another one of your tricks isn't it?!?

Freda just smiles and shakes her head
Freda: come sit down, she beckoned her to a table that hadn't been there before

Freda: I'm freda Kruger, take a seat

That reminded jigsaw of that how to catch a predator show

Jigsaw saw she had little other options and sat

Freda: so.....you like jazz?

Jigsaw: no

Freda: come on let's have a real conversation before that fuck wit wakes you up, your kinda on the living room floor drooling

Jigsaw face palms
Jigsaw: Damnit! Why dose this always happen and I end up on the floor

Freda laughs as she thinks of reasons that we wildly inappropriate

Freda: he he he, I have no idea

Jigsaw: fine what did you want to talk about?

Freda thinks
Freda: oh how about valentines, it's coming up soon

Jigsaw shook
Jigsaw: my town didn't do Valentines when I was growing up, we had a legend in my hometown about a murder lady named hellen warden, she was a miner back in the day
(666 words baby)

Jigsaw shivers again
Jigsaw: it shouldn't scare me now because I think I do things that are worse then she did but it still......

She was awoken from the dream as she was sat down in her bed by none other than that big brute Jessie

Jigsaw: Damnit