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hi i got the sudden urge to list out my object ocs and what theyre like so here i am u-u

its nearly 4 30 am my eyes hurt i ned sleep hahhahahhahha
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fanfiction (f) - literally just me as an object but probably less awkward but still just as dumb!1!!! 

white feather (m) - good boy..... would be a really good dad/babysitter and maybe a bit too overprotective. he also takes jokes a bit too seriously most of the time

black feather (m) - literally the opposite of white feather but would still be a good dad i guess just a cool dad. he acts all cool but then something cute walks into the room and hes a melting dead mess on the floor. also like the gayest thing to exist probably

container (m) - baby!! precious!!!! hes awkward and introverted and a shy mess and probably has anxiety just a sweet little babie he needs hugs but just tell him before hugging him or you'll scare him

cactus (f) - she want to hug everyone but carefully because if she gets too excited she'll poke them with her needles. if anyone is sad she immediately tries to cheer them up in any way possible, if she fails then she is also sad

burrito (m) - he.... just kinda exists. he's there. nothing else. i wanna do something with him but i keep forgetting he exists tbh

lemon (f) - she was supposed to be my sister as an object but she ended up making her own objectsona so.. yeah she's kinda like fanfiction but a little more dumb and also way more innocent and she plays videos really loud

arrow (m) - he's just emotionally sensitive and the littlest things will make him angry and he wants you to know when he is. he will sit there and huff and puff and then sometimes he goes into tears over it.

and now for the children objects

flower crown (f) - she likes making........ flower crowns?? she likes making mini versions of herself basically. she's very happy all the time, her being sad is pretty unusual. she's one of those kids where you can say that thing like "if you say orange slowly it sounds like gullible" she'll fall for it

teacup (m) - grumpy boy!!!! he's grumpy and tries to act like a grown up but fails and just ends up being cute and angry. he doesnt smile all that much hes just trying to be edgy ok

teabag (m) - its teacups brother thats like slightly older than him!! hes one of those kids who yell stuff like penis for no reason (aka the one kid in my neighborhood). and he also probably says "aww man" when he sees a creeper hes a walking (dead) meme child

milkshake (m) - he's baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes always happy kinda like flower crown. thats actually kind of it hes just really cute. also hes banana flavored

dino nugget (m) - hes a little idiot and hes the best. constantly just staring into the void and hes completely unaware of anything bad. break his innocence i fucking DARE you. also the only curse word he knows is "stupid" but with teabag around thats gonna change fuckin quick oh no

ok i probably forgot some of my ocs like  a bad oc owner but if i did then i'll just edit this and put them in here ovo