Buzz presses a button on his chest.
"He's okay." replied Opal,
(Voice Box) "Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!." he said,
The toys all GASP IN AWE.
"Wow!." replied Bo Peep,
"Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string. Only it's-." said Slinky,
"Only it sounds like a car ran over it." replied Mr.Potatohead,
"I think it's unique." said Opal,
"Thanks." replied Woody,
"Oh, yeah, but not like this. This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh? So, uh, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?." said Hamm,
"Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance." replied Buzz,
As Buzz speaks, Woody glances down at the box in which Buzz arrived.
ANGLE: BACK OF BUZZ'S BOX
There is a cartoon drawing of Buzz giving the exact, word-for-word spiel that Buzz is now giving.
"Oh, really? I'm from Playskool." said Mr.Potatohead,
"And I'm from Mattel. Well, I 'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout. Well, I don't really understand the financials, but..." replied Rex,
"I don't know exactly where I came from I wish I knew." said Opal,
"It's alright you'll find out someday." replied Slinky,
Woody walks over to Bo Peep.
"You'd think they've never seen a new toy before." said Woody,
"Well, sure. Look at him. He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife." replied Bo Peep,
Slinky presses the button on Buzz's arm, activating his laser light. Buzz quickly pulls his arm away.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off." said Buzz,
"Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?." replied Mr.Potatohead,
"It's not a laser! It's a-- It's a little light bulb that blinks." said Woody,
"That may be true." replied Opal,
"What's with him?." said Hamm,
"Laser envy." replied Mr.Potatohead,
"All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy." said Woody,
"Toy?." replied Buzz,
"Umm yeah." said Opal,
"T-O-Y. Toy." replied Woody,
"Excuse me, I-I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger." said Buzz,
"The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present." replied Woody,
"That's okay Woody you can say it." said Opal,
"Getting' kind of tense, aren't ya?." replied Mr.Potatohead,
"Oh! Uh, Mr. Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious. What does a Space Ranger actually do?." said Rex,
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Toy Story (completed)
FanfictionWoody is Andy's favourite toy and the leader of the toys of Andy's room. Opal and Buzz are Andy's new toys and Buzz thinks he is a space ranger not a toy. What will happen?
