Natsu: Yes, but no, what I was referring to was the fact that your mom brought her own hand towels. As if my mom wouldn't have washed hers knowing they had guests coming over?
Yumeko: Did she?
Natsu: No, you don't have to. They're only touched by freshly cleaned hands. They never get dirty.
Yumeko: Wow. The unhygienic apple doesn't fall far from the unhygienic tree.
Natsu: Did you just call my mom a tree?
Yumeko: I called her an unhygienic tree.
Natsu: Wow.
( idk if this is accurate but i had natsu as jake and yumeko as amy so —)
natsu - sourwhores
yumeko - corpsefriends
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