mineta stared at a picture of boobs before iida kicked down the door
"MINETA EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOU FIEND OF A CHILD YOU HAVE DONE IT THIS TIME!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!!one!!!!!1!1!!!!!" iida screeched, making any ears within a 69 mile radius bleed.
"be more specific what did i do this time?" the fucking disappointment asked, full seriousness in his voice.
momo screeched aswell "MINETA ATE MY BRA AND SAID "FREE THE NIPPLE" THEN PISSED HIMSELF!"
"oh yeah forgot about that." mineta giggled as he put a mt. lady figurine in a jar.
"what's that for?" iida asked, pointing at the jar.
"ever heard of the rainbow dash cum jar?"
momo then ran into the room and stomped on the jar.
mineta did the lenny face "oh yeah me next mommy~~~~🥵🥵😫😍🥵🥵😫😫😍🥵😫😍❤️😳😫😳😳🥵🥵😫😫😍"
momo then tied a knife to her foot as mineta seductively laid on the ground.
momo finished putting the knife on her shoe "what? you egg?" she stabs him
and then mineta cried in hell
"hey come here often?" a tall boi asked him
mineta looked with his disgusting eyes
it was S A T A N
"woa" mineta gasped "you're really hot, is that selfcest??"
"naaah" satan said
then satan shoved his 70 INCH PENIS in mineta's ass
without lube
and then mineta bleed to death but it's fine he can't die again, so he repeats this endless cycle of torture
~ T H E E N D ~
