"just give me one good reason to not kill you right now."
"you shouldn't, cause im crazily attractive & you'd be taking natural beauty away from this world"
*sends a picture of himself*
"jail seems a really fun place lately, doesn't it? .. im having...
ME AND MY FRIEND ANGIE, WANTED TO GO FOR A CASUAL WALK YOU KNOW??
BUT I GOT HUNGRY AND I TOLD HER TO GO TO MY (NOW) EX-FAVORITE RESTAURANT SINCE IT WAS SOME STEPS FAR AWAY FROM WHERE WE WERE
BUT WE ENDED UP NOT EATING THERE
BECAUSE, LONG STORY SHORT,
they didn't have the pasta that i usually order and when i asked them for it they were like "Uhm we never had that?"and this bitch was laughing at me and i was like "dude what are you talking about this restaurant is literally my second home, that's the plate i always order"
and this mf told me "well i don't think so cause this plate was never an option kid,orded smth else." and he rolled his eyes?? like, i didnt want to be a karen i was just confused??
and i froze and then he told me "Will you order something or ill just stand there?"
and i got mad because he called me a kid and because of his attitude and then we got into a fight and they kicked me out???
i didn't do anything, i swear
im just pretty sure someone shitted on their breakfast today.
ANYWAYS..
Kim K🍑
that's all? you texted me about this..?
Banana's iq✨🦋😍
no?
can u let me finish?
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