Bred: What time is it?
Nightmare: It's muffin time!
Everyone: ...
Bred: Acctually, it's 1:13 AM and-
Nightmare: Somebody kill me!
Error: You're an idiot, aren't you.
Nightmare: *le sad tear*
Bred: Aaaallright. anYwAYs- It's 1:14 AM and I've eaten an entire bowl of sugar.
Blueberry: ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ﾉ I LOVE SUGAR!! IT'S SO SWEET!
Fannon: I have something sweet that you could put in your mouth.
Blueberry: *anime gasp* REALLY!?
Fannon: Mhm. It's in my pants, so- *gets impaled by a fangirl's appendix*
Bred: *holding up a cross* Back yee demon from hell!
Fannon: But you kidnapped me and brought me here.
Bred: So I did-
Cross: Please put me down- *falls on his face* Thanks.
Lust: Why would you bring two of me here?
Bred: I didn't. That's just Classic after being brainwashed by the fangirls.
Lust: oH.
Fannon: TwT
Blueberry: So what-
Classic: ONTO THE DARE!
Croissans_Nootmarr:
Im baaack bishes!I dare all the Sanses to search Fontcest on any websiteEven Blueberry and Dream must see the results-Evil laughter-
Fannon: *laughs in taxes*
Dream: What's a 'Fontcest'
Ink: *glaring at Croissans_Nootmarr* How could you?
Fannon: Already got it~!
Lust: Dude, I'm not even that messed up.
Fannon: *shrugs*
Bred: I read a Fontcest fanfic once-
Classic: Why would you do that!?
Bred: I was bored!
Classic: No excuses!
Bred: iM s0rRY! It's not like you guys fu-
Classic: SHHHIJBKJEBFKJBF
Fannon: Alright~! Who's ready to see it?
Blueberry and Dream: Me!
Everyone else: *praying in Italian*
Computer: *turns around 180 degrees cause it's not cool enough to do a 360*
Blueberry and Dream: ( ͡° - ͡ °)
Dream: What the actual fudge?
Blueberry: Why are Pappy and I- oh. 0H! OH NO!!! GET THE HOLY WATER!!!
Dream: I don't... get it-
Nightmare: *looking confused*
Blueberry: They're making babies! That's incest!
Everyone: *is shooketh that Blue actually knows what's going on*
Error: How did you know-
Blueberry: The internet is a strange and mysterious place. If you travel deep enough into it, you can find interesting things to see and buy.
CITEȘTI
The Sanses On Crack
FanfictionIt's in the title. .... Have you ever realized that 'title' is only a couple letters off from being 'tittie' so- *gets hit with my grandmother's coffin* AGAIN!? Okay, anyways... This is already crack, isn't it? Ya know what? This is a good enough de...
