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- red's BIGGEST weakness is sirens . she hears them , and then her brain just goes ;; " pretty lady voice h a w t " and is lured . it's an issue . it's something she's working through , OKAY ?!
- redd is cold to the touch and has no heartbeat . this is because of her curse .
- captain jack sparrow owes red a ship . don't believe it ?google it .
- red has two animals ;; an orange cat called sardine and a pine marten called bandit . her first mate owns a parrot .
- on average per day , red drinks about 20 bottles of rum .
- red's favourite time of the year is when she goes to visit her father in ireland . she leaves her crew for around a week , leaving her first mate in charge ,
- she rarely has hangovers - because she's eternally drunk .
- she gets into trouble alot . how does she get out of it ?
- red knows what lads want , and she uses it to her,,,,,,,advantage . 'nuff said .
-red often uses her best mate as a way to get out of uncomfortable situations after she's seduced these ,,,, 40 year old men to get out of jail free - she claims he's her husband to get them to leave her alone .
- jesus christ this woman is a huge lesbian . fuck .
- red is a skilled swordman - or woman . if you make her testy - and she's got her sword with her - she will use it .
- red also is very good at stealin' yo gurl .
- however , red isn't very good at empathising with people . she doesn't like opening up to people and she is often uncomfortable people opening up to her . and she often ends up making jokes and drinking .
- man , that one got deep . have a more happy headcanon .
- her entire outfit is based around the hat she wears . it was one she stole from jack sparrow , so she didn't really have a choice in colour .
- don't ask her about the sweet potato incident .
- she actually has a very good singing voice . but she only drunkenly sings sea shanties now .
- she holds a competition between herself and her crew on a sunday , called swordfighting sundays . she is currently the reigning champion but had almost been overthrowed by her first mate multiple times .
- she fucks mermaids . 'nuff said .
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