FEMALES: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagi, Aquarius
MALES: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scor, Capricorn, Pisces
Aries: Alright, shitheads! Listen up!
Taurus: *leaning on the elbow, holding face up with fist, sleeping* *SNORE*
Gemini: *shoves Taurus so he hits his forehead on the table* hehe
Taurus: *shoots up* *CHOKE-* GEMINI-
Cancer: *glares* *speaks through teeth at Gemini* That... wasn't... very... nice.
Gemini: *misses glares* Hehe, I know
Taurus: *sullenly rubs forehead*
Leo: *leans towards Cancer* C'mon, Can, don't be so scathing~
Cancer: *blushing mess*
Taurus: AND NOBODY CARES HOW I FEEl-
Virgo: Taurus, shut the hell up and stop being a baby, and anyways, we have an announcement!
Aries: WE?
Virgo: *ignores Aries* We're going camping!
Taurus: *loud groaning*
Libra: Damn you, Virgo! I can't ruin these new Vans!
Scorpio: *evilly rubbing hands together, plotting murder in the dark*
Sagittarius: *in mind*, please don't kill any of us, please don't kill any of us, please don't kill any of us-
Capricorn: Scorpio's plotting murder again.
Scorpio: *angrily* SNITCh-
Aquarius: *wondering if she should bring silver to ward off werewolves*
Aries and Virgo: *screaming at each other*
Pisces: *crying*
Taurus: *forgets forehead and wraps Pisces up in his really big hoodie*
Pisces: *blushing*
Cancer: lol that's gay-
Virgo: SHUT UP ARIES- And that does it! I've- We've- made an executive decision to go camping! Let's go!
Sagi and Libra at the same time, Sagi excited and Libra whinily: NOW?!
Virgo and Cap: Yep!
Scorpio and Aquarius: murder time
Gemini: I'm going to die out there
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ZODIAC SCENARIOS
RandomYou read thet title, right? That's the reason you clicked, right? Nice. I'll try to include everyone because I know a couple zodiacs are kinda left out of the spotlight... *COUGH COUGH sagi and virgO COUGH* (TITLE PHOTO NOT MINE!)