Hanahaki disease

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Your fav character 1:  *thinking about your other favourite character. Suddenly starts to cough out flowers*

Me: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

Author Chan: o don't panic my baby. He has hanahaki disease.

Me: HA HAS WHAT NOW???

Author Chan: oh his lungs has flower seeds and  flowers are growing in there so he's coughing out flowers.

Me: HOW DID THOSE SEEDS GOT THERE? WHO WATERS THOSE SEEDS, WHERE DOES IT GETS NUTRITION FROMMM??

Author Chan: oh honey we don't dig that deep in fan fictions. Just enjoy. All he has to do is get his 'love one' appreciate his feelings.

Me: WHAT IF HE CAN'T??

Author Chan: stop freaking out. He'll just choke on the flowers and die .

Your fav character 2 : bich I'll take at least 25 chapters to do that though

Me : Whaaaaaaaaaat

Also me reading all these at 3 am : those flowers looked fresh though. Can he sell those. It's not costing anything. He'll be rich!

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