The Amazing World Of Crackheads

3

Ian never described how I looked to you bitches.
Well I'm thicc asf 4'8 I have natural hair my tracks be show I got no edges and basically I'm a bad bitch.

Anyways it was a cold summer morning and I was jogging along the beach until sum man stopped me. I didn't wanna cheat on La'Damivontiquan because he got locked up after we killed all them ppl at McDonald's. But damn this nigga fiooone.
"Excuse me miss." He said.
Lil rude ass motherfucker.
"uu wasting my workout time." I replied
" Ian never seen a girl so beautiful can I get ur number?"
"Shit nigga Ight it's 666-666-666"
"Ight uu wanna go sum where this weekend"
"Nigga it's is the weekend."
"It's Monday."
"Oh well im tryna go sum where now."
"Oh shit well that easy-"
I ignored the nigga so we had got in the car and I started driving. The reason I'm driving at 12 is bc I'm smart asl and I had some bitch named Ebony Stephens tutor me but that's besides the point.
uu not crazy right he asked
Only when I'm off my pill I replied
Ohh you got jokes lmao he said
Stupid ass nigga.
So I'm driving and this bitch wouldn't fucking go. Ik we at stop light but dayum how slow can yo ass been. So I pulled my choppa out on her ass and she moved. So we pull up at mcdonalds cuz I was hungry and my car was damaged asl.
"Bernice,uu fucked up ur car." He said
It's not mine I stole it
Nigga from who?
My doctor now go order my food.
He proceeded to order my food like I asked him to.
I up on the roof of McDonald's and called him
Bae come outside I told him
He came outside in looked shocked becuz I was stand on the edge. "have uu ever thought about ending it all you know making the pain go away" I told him.
"Hell fucking nah bitch get down" he said
"EITHER YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME OR IM JUMPING!!11!1!1" I screamed
"Den uu got have to ju- I mean I love you a I guess jus a lil.Now get down." He said. "Damn this bitch crazy"
"Whatchu say" I asked. "Anyways we together now."
"Together yo lil crazy." He said
" so when do I move in?" I asked.
"hmm.. let's see ..never." He told me
He just playing hard to get.
So we started walking back to the car and I noticed he ain't never brung me my food but Ian gonna trip.
"I think we make a good family uu know have a couple of kids." I told him. He ignored me. Then some woman walked up and said hey to us and he greeted her back.
"Oh no this hoe didn't." I said. " You talking to my man bitch?!?!?" She ignored to fuck outta me and kept walking. "Oh so you don't here me?!?" I ran up behind her and started beating her with my McDonald's bag.
"GIRL WHAT R U DOING." My man had yelled.
"UR MY MAN" I yelled
"IM NOT UR MAN ALL I SAID WAS HI."
"That's how it starts first it's hi then she goes in fucks uu" I kept beating her with my McDonald's bag.The we heard a police siren. We started running. "Get I my car" I yelled. "Ian getting ur car with yo crazy ass"
"I still got my gun nigga" I reminded him. " oh ok."
"We the new Bonnie & Clyde now" I told him. Even though the bitch ain't dead.
Aye what hospital did you steal this car from he ask.
I stayed silent.
"Did you happen to be in this hospital at the time?"
I'm not going back they always forcing me to take pills.
"forcing you to take pills? Hold you escaped from a mental hospital?!"
We pulled up at a church.
"Tf we doing here?" He asks
"Marry me now." I tell him
"Huh?bitch uu got me fucked up." He said
"But you said you loved me."
"Because yo crazy ass was stand on a roof." He started walking away.
I ran after him.
"Bae wait I've changed." I said
"Uu was crazy five seconds ago tf you talking about" he said
"Look I spoke to god."
"Ol crazy ass" he said
I ran up and punched him on the back of his head.
"Who you calling crazy bitch?"
He started run again.
"DONT RUN FROM THIS FADE!" I yelled after I got hit by a car.

R.I.P
Bernice Fruitoopia Jones
1/10/08~ 4/8/20

Oh I got this ideas from itsreal85