Bacon Eggs

Wrap me in your turkey

Ariana's Point Of View :

I was driving the Uber car I stole to go to Starbucks faster. "Can I have the Cloud Macchiato!" I screamed. "Yes..?" Said the cashier. After waiting an hour for one simple drink it starts to melt!

I asked for all their ice which didn't help because THERE ICE MELTED TOO! I hate sunny days! I ran away with my coffee without paying even though I had lots of money from the Justin's! I went to the Las Vegas sign to hide from everyone.

I saw a gas station so of course I stole a car. Let's say I went to Mexico! I saw Shrek and his whole family chasing me so I ran them all over. When I was driving I saw my girly Cameltoe Cabeyo driving with a man! She betrayed me! (Go to 3:52 to understand. ) 

I followed them until there was a stop. They both go off the car. Cameltoe was wearing a red dress and she was singing Banana Ooh Na Na! OUR SONG BUT THIS TIME WITH A STRANGER! MOMMY SAID DON'T SPEAK TO STRANGERS!

I stabbed the man with my ponytail and dragged my best friend into my car taking us back to Las Vegas where I live now! When we made it to my room my mother was hiding under the bed with a belt to probably beat me up with!

Frankie was standing too, he probably told her where I was! UGH! I slapped my brother for telling mom and not keeping it a secret. Cameltoe touched my mother and brother turning them into banana's! HA HA! 

We both used gloves to yeet them out the window without getting the virus even though my best friend already has it. We ended up throwing them to Paris France because we don't want them climbing my window!

My best friend's phone was ringing, it was probably Sean Mendez. After the call she was crying because he sent a picture of him looking like Tarzan!