SARI | timothée chalamet

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dummy, dummy thicc, dummy dicc
(sari, sofia, adrian)

timothee can stop
complimenting me
any time now

sofiA
we love a couple

adriaN
are you sure he isn't hacked

sofiA
asshole

yes i'm sure adri
you piece of shit

adriaN
you know you both love me

sofiA
sari do you love him?

nope! do you?

sofiA
me neither! huh guess
we don't love you

adriaN
i think i didn't ask

sofiA
what did timmy do now

well he first sent me
a pick up line

adriaN
what was it

how much does a penguin weigh?
hopefully enough to break the ice

sofiA
cringe

adriaN
timothee gotta step up
his pickup line game

anyway so i sent one back
it was do you like raisins?
how about a date?
then he said sure and asked
when i'd be in new york again

sofiA
THATS SK CUTE AWEE

adriaN
that was cringe

he said his was better and
i was like no it wasn't ??
and he said "you're pretty
not funny" and i was like stopp
and he told me that it wasn't
his fault i was beautiful

sofiA
i think i just melted

THE BUTTERFLIES
I HAD IN MY STOMACH
I WANTED TO CRY

adriaN
then what happened

he said he had to go
so we said bye

sofiA
i can't wait for you
guys to meet

whose to say we will?

adriaN
in case you're dense
he asked when you''m
be in new york

he was just playing
along to my pick up line

sofiA
i don't think so

you guys are putting
ideas in my head
stop it

adriaN

sofiA
yeah what he said

i'm gonna defenestrate you both

adriaN
you can't hurt me if i
don't know what that means

sofiA
it means she'll throw us
out the window

at least i have one smart friend

adriaN
hEY

sofiA
hi

bye
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