Bold is Petey, italic is Dogman.
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Hey petey
What?!
I love u
Yeah yeah
I also found a 10 dollar bill in ur underclothes drawer
What the heck were u doing on THERE?!
Seeing if u had enough stuff?
Seriously, dogman?! UGHHHHH, I could just- *kisses Dogman*
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I've been running through the pussy need a dogpound
What the fuck, Dogman? WTF is THAT s'posed to mean?
I wanna do bad things to you. Like Camila Cabello said.
Ummmm, ewww. That's just wrong.
I know.
Aren't you s'posed to be at work?
Oh, SHIT!!
Language, ya dumb mutt!
Sorry! Hehe. *runs out of the front door*
Oh, brother. 🤦🏻♂️
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