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Kay: fangirling? Excuse me but I am more mature than that. I fanwoman thank you very much.

Kit: Fanwoman? I fanlady peasant.

Re: Fanlady? I fanqueen peasant.

Bri: Fanqueen? I fangoddess mortal!

Bryan: *watching from afar* that escalated quickly.

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Ritchie *drunk af*: What if your bellybutton screamed when it was covered with your shirt, cause it was scared of the dark?

*The next day* Ritchie: How high was I last night?!

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Colin: You ever feel something crawling on you, but there's nothing there?

Mitch: it's the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed...

Colin: eehhhh... ;-;

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Brandon: Seriously, it was ridiculous. The height of stupidity.

Ritchie: What's the height of stupidity?

Brandon: I don't know let's ask him.

Brandon: Hey how tal-

Mario: 6'2"

Ritchie:.. aren't you shorter than that?

Mario: I know, it's David's height.

David: fuck all of you

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Kay: So I would identify as bisexual.

Lo pho: And that means you would have a male partner,

Kay: yep

Lo pho: or a female partner.

Kay: Yep

Lo pho: And that means your bi.

Kay: Yes

Lo pho: So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?

Kay:

Kay:

Kay: did you just...

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Inmo: What if every spider I ever crushed thought it was like, living in my house with me the whole time and one day I just flew off the handle and murdered it? Like it just thought we were hanging out together. Has every spider died while feeling a sense of betrayal...?

Re: *facepalms* literally every person on this island is on drugs.

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