Fresh: *slowly removes his heart-shaped sunglasses* I beg your fucking pardon
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Kidnapper: *yelling at Reaper* We have your husband!
Geno: let me speak with him
Kidnapper: Go on
Geno: Dumbass!
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Killer: Hey Geno! How're you?
Geno: Moving from one crisis to another as elegantly as I can
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Sans: I'm going to need you to swear-
Fell: Fuck!
Sans:
Fell:
Sans: I meant swear as in promise
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Reaper: I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Ink: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Reaper: A breakfast burrito, but yes.
Ink: I pity your dentist.
Reaper: Jokes on you I don't have a dentist.
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Cross: Keep calm, I have a plan
Horror: It can't involve self-sacrifice.
Cross: I have no plan.
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Greys: I GOT GOOD NEWS!!!!
Sci: You got a patient through surgery?
Greys: ...
Greys: Look I said good news, not a damn miracle.
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Raven: *kicks open door and runs in, looking panicked*
Goth: w- Raven, what in Dad's hell did you do?!?
Raven: NOBODY DIED.
Goth: Nobody di-THAT'S NOT THE MOST COMFORTING THING TO HEAR
