Baby Potato: LEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Baby Potato: LEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO!
Baby Potato: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Baby Potato: *Sounds of Distress*
Mother Potato: Mikey, what do you want?
Baby Potato: LEEEEOOOOO!
Mother Potato: WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTT???
Baby Potato: It's Mr. Teddy!
Baby Potato: He's sickly!
Mother Potato: What?
Mother Potato: How can a toy get sick?
Baby Potato: I don't knooooooooowwwww!
Baby Potato: HEEEEEEELLLLLLP HIIIIIIIIIIM!
Baby Potato: His life depends on it!
Mother Potato: Mikey, I'm sure your teddy bear will be fine.
Baby Potato: NOOOOOOO HE WOOOOOOON'T!
Mother Potato: YEEEEEESSSSS HE WIIIIIILLLL.
Anger Potato: WTF is wrong with you two???
Anger Potato: And since when does Leo do the stretchy word thing???
Mother Potato: Mikey's teddy bear is "sick"
Baby Potato: It's a real sickness Leo!
Baby Potato: It's life or death!
Baby Potato: I can't live without Mr. Teddy!
Baby Potato: He's too special!
Anger Potato: Yeah, if by special you mean "A Disgusting Waste of Space Covered in Dirt and Slobber", then I agree.
Baby Potato: NNNNNNOOOOOOO!
Baby Potato: *More Distress*
Baby Potato: I'm gonna curse!
Mother Potato: Michelangelo, don't you dare.
Baby Potato: Okay.
Baby Potato: ...
Baby Potato: Heck. :3
Triple Potato: Could you three please NOT?
Triple Potato: I'm TRYING to work on a special formula.
Baby Potato: *Gasp of Shock*
Baby Potato: How'd you do that Dee?!
Triple Potato: Do what?
Baby Potato: The slant-y word thing!
Triple Potato: Oh!
Triple Potato: Just input the code <i> on both sides of a word to make it italicized.
Baby Potato: *Tries Out the Code*
Baby Potato: OMG! It works!
Baby Potato: I love this!
Mother Potato: Mikey, please don't text like that 24/7...
Baby Potato: What about 12/5?
Mother Potato: No.
Baby Potato: 6/4?
Mother Potato: No.
Baby Potato: 3/3?
Mother Potato: Hmm...
Mother Potato: Fine.
Baby Potato: YES! Monday, Wed-nes-day, Friday baby!
Triple Potato: Wait, you break up the word Wednesday?
Baby Potato: Yea.
Baby Potato: It's the only way I can remember how to spell it.
Baby Potato: Wed
Baby Potato: nes
Baby Potato: day.
Mother Potato: Hold on.
Mother Potato: How did we go from talking about your teddy bear to talking about spelling?
Baby Potato: MR. TEDDY!
Baby Potato: He's dYInG!
Baby Potato: SAVE HIM DONNIE!
Baby Potato: HE NEEDS HELP!
Triple Potato: LEO! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Mother Potato: Oops.
Mother Potato: My bad.
Anger Potato: Better run Don.
Anger Potato: Mikey's goin' 80 in a 5.
Triple Potato: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LEO!
Anger Potato: Heheh.
Anger Potato: Poor Don.
Mother Potato: Yep.
Anger Potato: So...
Anger Potato: What now?
Mother Potato: I don't know about you, but I'm going to practice my katas.
Anger Potato: Teacher's pet.
Mother Potato: *We're Sorry, the Owner of This Phone Does Not Accept Insults or Sarcasm. Please Try Again When You Have Learned Some Manners and Etiquette.*
Anger Potato: Only you would do this.
YOU ARE READING
Bone Apple Tea
HumorA collection of ridiculous conversations shared between four unstable teens, a sensible redhead, a rabid street pest, and their rat father/sensei. *All inspired by the subreddit r/boneappletea
