YTTD oneshots

do you ever just... argue about milk

(this is an au where the yttd gang has a group chat... don't question this it's 2 am)

Sara: hey random question but do you ever just... crave milk?

Nao: like chocolate milk? strawberry milk? cuz i crave strawberry milk a lot

Sara: nah just milk

Alice: one or two percent

Sara: one

Reko: WHO THE FUCK CRAVES PLAIN MILK

Sara: me, bitch

Joe: she had 2 gallons of milk once in a span of  an hour

Kanna: i think milk is fine

Sara: i respect that

Nao: that's strange

Reko: again, who the FUCK craves plain milk that is disgusting literally just add some cinnamon or something

Alice: i thought i knew you, Reko... i guess you're not who i thought 😔✊

Reko: oh my god shut up

Joe: shes drinking more plain milk

Sara: this is just to spite you, my milk addiction will not stop

Sou: n̸̯̣̽̔e̶̠͊ẅ̷͕́̎ ̶̣̤̋c̸̦̎r̷̤̍͜i̶̛̥̹s̷̞͍̐͘p̵̩̈͒͜y̶̥͘ ̷̤͐͆p̴̖̝̄ŗ̴̜̂e̵̛̠̿t̸̢̩̎̕z̵̬͖͊é̶͚l̷͖̈͜ ̴̝̓̿c̸̮̮͠h̶͖̙͑̈ỉ̶̪ċ̸̻̝͑k̵̙͑e̴̝̚n̴̟̈́͑ ̵͕͙̈́f̵̺̹̊̽r̶̢̝̔ì̴͎é̸͓̳͛s̴̫̹͐͛ ̸̰̓a̵̡̺͝t̶̺̔ ̷̭͕̆͛b̵̪̠̐̀ú̴͚ͅŕ̸̜g̷͔͎͆e̵̝̎̇ȓ̷̫̎ͅ ̶̫̽k̷̲̮͗͘í̵͇̻n̴͙̏ḡ̴͎̂ ̸̨͓̾c̴̦̋ŗ̴́i̴̱͊̐s̸̠̠̿p̶͈̱͌̐y̷̘̭̽̈ ̶͙̼͛͝c̸͕̓̅r̷͔͓̋u̷͓͗̃ṋ̸͂c̸̢͌ḣ̵ͅy̶͉͈͊̓ ̵̨̲̿́p̷̯̪͐̀r̶̪̣͊ȩ̶̌t̶̗̖̐͋z̴̲̃̌e̶͕̤͌͘ľ̷̮̅ ̸̮̉ǫ̴̤̎u̴̻̇t̶͕̥̒s̶̙̑̀i̶͕̬͠d̴͕̍ę̷̉ ̴̲̋̌t̵͔͘e̴̩̹̋n̶̡̪͛d̸̹̯͝e̶̛͈͊r̶̘̆ ̸̱̈́̕j̵̧͇͆ȗ̶͓̏ĩ̵̛̠c̴̭̒͛͜y̸͕̌̉ ̴͎̰͝w̸̦̣͑̇ẖ̴̐i̷̩̇͘t̴̹͠e̶̤̺̚ ̶̛̘̫̕m̵̈́ͅe̵̙͘ä̴͕́t̷͍́ ̶̋͜c̸̙̽͜h̸̿̀͜ḯ̶̢̖c̷͕̚̕k̷͍̕e̷͉͑̾ń̴̥͉̅ ̸̢̰̈ḯ̸̩̣̚n̸̼̱͗͠s̸̪̣̀̋ĩ̸͓d̶̖̃͗ĕ̶͖ ̴̞͘̕n̶̦̍̈́e̶̹͌̚ẅ̶̱́ ̴͚̰̈́͌c̵͎͆r̶̮̉ĩ̷̛͈̗s̴̛͎p̴̧̦̂̾y̸̛͍̤ ̵̕ͅp̵̗̑r̷̾̌ͅȇ̸̱ẗ̷̯̀z̶̻͘e̶͕̯̍l̸̡̘̃ ̴̳̀̊c̷̗͒h̵̼͛í̴̫c̸̛͙̳k̸̨̾̋e̴̗̚n̸̩̓ ̴̠̾̐f̸̠̮͆r̸͙͙̐ǐ̶͝ͅͅé̶͓̗s̵̢͍̊ ̶̼͉͛o̶̳̠͋͝r̷̮̣͊ ̶̤̟͒̊t̴̮̊r̶̜͒̿͜y̴̜̕ͅ ̴͇͓̈͛o̶̫͂r̶̭̎i̴̛͇̖g̵̛̘̈i̵͔̹͆̊n̸̜̘̾̅ȧ̵͓̮̚l̸̢̺̐ ̸̳͚̿̀c̷̻͒͛ĥ̴͓͔͌i̶̳͂̅c̸͔͖̋k̸̰̞̓̕e̷̯̚n̴̡̂̀ ̴̺̏f̷͖͕̒̃r̵͈̊͊i̸̹͒͂ȇ̴̪̳͝s̶̜̐͝ ̸̺̃͌o̵̲̒̍n̵̟͖̉͌l̵̖͗̈ý̶̨͚̎ ̵́͜ă̴̛̖ť̸͇̒ ̸͔͌̂b̴̤̭̆ù̴̧r̷̝̂̕g̸͕̑̈ẹ̸̦̃r̴̰͙͐ ̵͉͊̅k̸͓͆̾ĩ̸̭͎͘n̵͍̼̓̍g̶̯̈́

Joe: what

Sara: what

Nao: what

Reko: what

Sou: help

Alice: anyways reko why are you so against milk

Reko: hhhhhh

Reko: plain milk is DISGUSTING i support any sort of chocolate, strawberry, or even banana milk but PLAIN MILK??? i cant even understand why anyone would drink plain milk on their own will except in cereal

Nao: yeah i agree

Sara: you're just uncultured, you may disrespect my milk but i'm the one with stronger bones

Joe: sara you couldn't even beat up ryoko if you tried

Sara: you don't know that

Gin: hey guess what, woof

Sara: oh hi gin

Sara: what?

Gin: 🥛🥛🥛

Sara: Y E S

Nao: N O O O O O O

Reko: WHY WOULD THEY EVER MAKE A MILK EMOJI THATS HORRIBLE

Keiji: j o i n t h e m i l k c u l t

-the chat had been deleted by Reko Yabusame-

(so uh... yeah this happened in real life... my s/o and their two friends both hate milk and i'm literally addicted to it)