"Hi Austin!" Woof.
"The Rover is breaking me." Woof Woof woof boof bark bark, arf. Arf......
"Did you know that Magenta Rose Brown has an IMDb?" ARF!? Arf arf arf woof bork bork. Arf arf arf arf arf. Bark. Woof.
"Yeah, it's crazy, there's also a girl at UMich acting who looks exactly like her and her name is Violetta." Woof. Bark bark bark... bark woof arf.
"Spot two, kill yourself. I mean, wait-" Ruff ruff ruff ruff.
"All I want is an entire block of parmesan cheese right now."
"Raina, you bought a block last week... But we can go to Trader Joe's after this because I don't have rehearsal tonight?" Bark. Woof woof woof woof woof woof wooof woof woof barkity bark bark bark arf bark arf arf bark woof woof woof woof woof bark. Bark woof bark: arf arf arf ruff ruff woof bark bark, bark bark barkbarkbark woof arf ruff.
"Half water, half vodka. That's lighting lab juice."
Woof. Bark. Ruff. Ruff ruff ruff arf bark bark yip yip yap bark ruff arf woof woof woof. Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf. Bowowwowow. Bark bark. Yip, arf bark woof arf, bark bark bark yip, arf arf arf arf arf arf. BARK! BARK BARK BARK BARK! WOOF WOOF WOOFWOOF! ARFARFARFARFARFARFARFARF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF BARK!
"Oh no...."
*BANG!*
"What was that?"
Woof.
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Author's Note: I think in hindsight some things shouldn't exist
