Wagwan Baldemort
(Hello Voldemort)
Imagine Harry turning up to the fight and he says this in the middle of Voldemort's speech.
V: "Ah, Harry Potter. Come to fight me, once and for a-"
H: "Wagwan Baldemort. Where the fuck has your sniffer gone, aye?"
V: "I-I, how dare you! You dare to speak my na- The fuck you call me you lanky, scarred little orphan boy? FUCKIN COME AT ME! DON'T NEED NO NOSE TO SMELL YOUR BULLSHIT!"
H: 😶😯
Bellatrix, off to the side: "OOH burn, pottah! Narcissa, d'you want some tea?"
Narcissa: "Sure, we're gonna be a while. I'm going to be late picking draco up from nursery."
H: "DRACO IS LIKE, 16! HE'S IN HIGHSCHOOL YOU HAG!"
N:"Oh." *sips tea as everyone stares* "I was wondering why he was bigger."
Everyone: *shakes head at the bad mom*
(I got carried away)
-Meg
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random things I've said that I thought were funny at the time.
HumorThe title says it all. Some of it will most likely be extremely stupid, but I find them funny. Some MIGHT offend, others might not. I still don't know.
