Friend: *Points at paper* what's that?
Me: This little thing? I'd hardly call this a bomb.
Friend: ???
Me: This is just to trigger the packs of thermals upstairs in the gym.
Friend: ????????
Me: Those are bombs.
Friend: ?!?!!!!??????
Me: Just kidding, this is uhhh *looks down at letter I wrote for a person* homework.
Sadly, this only happened in my head ;(
