But Ur a Bug!!!!

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April 24, 2020

"Hey guys Im gonna be answering some questions on todays live" I hear Peaches, my one true love, say.  The first question she answers is "how many asses have you eaten?"

"I've eaten a few but some of the guys pretend they don't like to get their asses eaten but they all love it"

I know I do.

"They like to fart and shit in your mouth," she continues "and it's so good. But for some reason they don't like it when you fart or shit in their mouth."

"I DO" I yell as loud as I can. She doesn't hear me. 

"Have you ever mixed your period blood and poop together it tastes so good also I love you so much" she reads the question out loud "Awww I love you too. Umm actually I have, when I'm on my period I like to make a slushee, I scoop it out of the toilet and just drink it, and your right it does taste good"

I know it does. One time when she was on her period, a clumpy part forced me out of her. I decided to stay and try what was in the toilet. GOD IT WAS GOOD. The poop was creamy, the blood was crunchy, and the pee is DELICOUS. The combination was perfect. She ends the live.