before you go through the other ones from Pinterest here is a list of simple basic captions🙈✨
I'm not perfect, I'm original.
A selfie a day keeps the doctor away.
The only person you should try to be better than is the one you were yesterday.
Me, myself and I.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I woke up like this!
How on earth do you make a good selfie?! Why do I always turn out like a goblin?
I don't always take a selfie, but when I do...
Just me.
The ugly selfie you deleted is the real you. Accept it!
....lemme take a selfie
I was born to shine... and take selfies!
What do you think of this look?
Good morning world, here is my selfie you desperately asked for.
But first, let me take a selfie.
Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
Selfie Sunday!
May your day be as good as taking a perfect selfie on the first try.
Some people confuse crazy with passionate. Let me be clear, I'm bat shit passionate!
Lighten up, just enjoy life. Smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things.
Things I do in the gym: 20% work-out, 80% selfies!
But first, let me take a selfie.
There are moments when everything is going well, don't be frightened... It won't last, dear.
I haven't posted a selfie in a while...
My excuse is that I'm young.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu: You get what you deserve.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. (A funny Instagram captions for cats!!)
Where are the average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
I invented a new word: Plagiarism.
Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I had fun once, it was horrible.
Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what's the point of practicing?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Walking past a class with your friends on it.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening.
I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You are glitter glue.
When nothing is going right, go left.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
What made you fall for him? He never asked me to justify my past.
I want a relationship like "Tom & Jerry" to fight daily, still can't live without each other.
You can't rush something you want to last forever.
Sometimes I can't see myself when I'm with you. I can only just see you.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Save water and shower together
One day you will kiss a man you can't breathe without and find that breath is of little consequence.
Love assures us that we will never be alone.
I miss you like the deserts miss the rain!
I used to think I knew exactly what I wanted in the perfect soulmate. I was wrong because you are even better than I ever imagined.
Are you happy?
What is Love?
Where do you travel next?
Have you ever been to Bali?
If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
What makes you happy?
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"
I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man."– Jay Z
"I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin."– Nicki Minaj
"Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum."– Drake
"It's summertime, why they tryna throw shade?"- Travis Scott
"Let's make a movie, are we moving too fast? Who cares? You're my new bae."– Vic Mensa
"All these bitches is my sons."– Nicki Minaj
"All I do is win-win-win no matter what."– DJ Khaled
"They say I act like I'm the man, cause motherfucka I am."– J. Cole
"I can buy that car, I know that you can't"- Migos
"No human being, I'm immortal"- Migos
"Why would I hop in some beef? When I could just hop in the Porsche"- Cardi B
"My ex asked me, 'Where you movin'?' I said, 'On to better things'"- Drake
"Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments"- Drake
"It's my birthday, least that's what I'm dressed like "– Cardi B feat. Chance the Rapper, 'Best Life'
"I don't know 'bout you, but me, I'm important, I'm so gorgeous"- Mac Miller
"No matter where life takes me, find me with a smile"- Mac Miller
"I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry"– Drake, 'God's Plan'
"Ride with the mob"– A$AP Ferg, 'Plain Jane'
"Can't forget that I'm golden, can't forget where I'm going"- A$AP Rocky
"Reach for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud"- Kanye West
"No you're not perfect but you're not your mistakes"- Kanye West
"My jewelry glistening why I'm always chilly"- A$AP Ferg
"I speak the truth but I guess that's a foreign language to y'all"- Lil Wayne
"Haters can't see me, nose bleed seats"- Lil Wayne
"I got some weight on my shoulders, to me, it's like feathers"- Lil Wayne
The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.- Eminem
