My Best Friend Nines [9S x Reader Fanfic]

Do You Know How to Fly This Thing?

Whoever has ridden a jet before knows just how awesome it is to fly it.

(Y/n) of course has ridden one before, when she helped Nines escape from the military base before getting herself killed by crazy government agents.

The thing is that she had never told any of her friends and when she heard that the famous Air Force jet races were happening that night, she couldn't help but wanted to share the excitement with them.

"I have a jet and I'm going to enter the races with it~"

(Y/n) had unexpectedly announced as the group ate Chinese at the table.
The three just stared at her like spiders were crawling out of her ears while Nines and Pod just sat there, the android enjoying this weird meal that humans ate. He especially liked the fortune cookies.

"...You're joking right, (Y/n)? What do you mean you have a jet?"

"Whoa...(Y/n) has her very own jet? We're not even THAT rich to afford a private jet!"

"She's probably showing off again...remember when she once told us that she met that one famous K-Pop group on the subway? I can't believe we all believed her until we got kicked out of their concert for trying to meet them without VIP passes...she made us look like fools, yo!"

"Whoa whoa, okay! So I will admit, that one was definitely a lie and a very good one too! But I'm telling you all that THIS IS REAL! How else did you guys think that I escaped the military base?"

"Simple, running away on foot with a naked boy in your arms-"

(Y/n) threw her Chinese soup in Rocco's face, covering him in noodles and vegetables. He then silenced himself before (Y/n) could stuff her chopsticks up his ass.

"Me and Nines escaped on a jet! An actual jet! Right, Pod?"

"Affirmative. (Y/n) and Unit 9S had no other choice but to steal one of the government's aircrafts."

"Soooo where is the jet then?"

Lolita asked Pod.

"The flight unit is somewhere in the desert, possibly collecting sand and dust. It is still in stable condition."

The group then drops their chopsticks before jumping out of their seats, their eyes sparkling with excitement.
They all then rambled, telling (Y/n) that she should enter the Air Force jet races, for she could win a few extra bucks. (Y/n) then smiles before turning to Pod.

"Pod, show us where the exact location of the jet is. We got a race to win~"

***

It took awhile, but Pod had finally found where the abandoned flight unit was where (Y/n) and Nines has left it, the sand covering its wings and windows for it hasn't been used for awhile. The group had stated that they couldn't just drive on the road with a jet hanging on their roof, so (Y/n) and Nines decided to fly the jet to the Air Force base. It would also give (Y/n) good practice. But with all the flashing buttons and levers, (Y/n) didn't know where to start.
She nervously laughed as she looked through the manual.

"Umm...how do you get this thing off the ground...?"

(Y/n) didn't understand the directions in the manual either, for they were entirely in a weird language that she has never seen before...
Nines laughed before throwing the useless manual out the window before strapping himself into the pilot seat and pulling (Y/n) into his chest.
The human girl blushed as she squirmed against the android.