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the earth

Trina: I have just decided
Trina: the earth is a boob
Marvin: The earth is a sphere though
Trina: nah fam its a boob
Trina: texas is the nipple
Marvin: No, imma stick with the fact it's a sphere
Whizzer: why id tecas the bipple?
Jason: yeah why texas of all places
Marvin: Yeah, I'm confused
Whizzer: trjna answer us bithc
Marvin: Trina please
Marvin: @trina
Marvin: answer us
Whizzer: @trina we neex to know
Marvin: we really do
Mendel: is it because its big?
Whizzer: not all boobs ate bug tho
Whizzer: ob wait
Whizzer: texas not the earth
Trina: what?
Mendel: why Texas nipple
Trina: OH um because America is like pretty much seen as the center as both negative and positive ways. And the bottom of texas looks like a nipple
Marvin: wow
Mendel: valid excuse i guess
Marvin: I mean I guess
Trina: it's right down the middle too!
Whizzer: ok then