No title appropriate for this soon to be mess, this is a disaster in the making!

*insert good funny and fourth wall breaking title here*

Im sorry also I dont deserve to write this but yea how long can I really make a title can it go on forever? I really wonder whether it can, after all, everything else has a limit (except the chapters and I think amouts of chapters and stories) but maybe this is an exception? I doubt it. Its probably going to have a pop up saying, no more that blah blah characters welp im tired Ill try more later if it doesnt stop me when I close this.

That was my original plan for a title for the chapter. Surprise surprise it didn't work soo yeah the max is 80 characters and I probably should have known, but I'm still mad about it so

I just realised most of this chapter it because of character limitations on both descriptions and title

I know I said I'd do the rest of the story but...

You should not trust me!

Anywho this is my description because you probably didn't read it...

    Oh hai, you can probably tell I was hungry when I did this but hey food keeps people alive. It provides fat,starch, protein and sugar but those are the categories that are broken down by enzymes and I should probably shut up now. Fun fact: the reason why the protagonist always buys a haunted mansion or house that's haunted at all is because it's cheap, right? Well despite the fact that it's to lure people if it's been there for a long time there is a good chance there has been a LOT of accidents (hint hint murder) and with every death, the price goes down. And those kinda death sales don't wear off easy, not at all actually. In fact someone could die years back but the decrease in price would still stand. So if you add the original haunters (whether they be ghosts, ghouls,demons or any thing else you prefer) plus the probably large amount of victims you have yourself some cheap property with prices straight out of a pound store (not THAT cheap but one can dream) so the plot and the prices for those places in haunted mansions certainly make a lot of sense but depending on the movie the place is often famous and very old... Just how famous a place is isn't always specified in the movies because all we know is it's famous enough to have legends passed around about it but that isn't a reliable scale because for all we know it could be practically a tourist attraction or only known by the odd person but the price also goes down because it's old but that's because it often needs thousands upon thousands worth of repairs just to keep the place from make you it's latest decrease because of its walls and that's probably not including the electrics, plumbing and other functions. So that also explains the price drop and if the protagonist wasn't to busy not dying from other worldly beings they would realise how bad that deal was and skedaddle their way outa that mess (if they weren't already planning too) so surprisingly that old cliche was actually really well made, but what about the universe where the house is still fairly cheap but nobody knows about the death sale and the house doesn't have an old look? Welp that's were I hang in the cap someone else is doing that

I took this info and reworded it from Game Theory, watch their Luigi's mansions video it's great and this thing is basically a reworded copy.

So yea I'm tired now