Baby Cub meets Baby Penguin

Chapter I

//Errors and Cursing ahead //

Warning:SPG

Mina's POV

'' Ugh ugh ugh shet, ugh ugh ugh aaahhhhhhhhhhh '' mahabang ungol ko matapos akong labasan, shet ansarap

well, I'm having sex all by myself HAHAHA I don't like mens, they're just a piece of shits, they are liars, they only fuck womens and then dissappear,'' MENS JUST CUM AND GO'' my forever motto in life, fvk all mens'*roll eyes*

Matapos kung paligayahin ang sarili ko, naligo muna ako at nagbihis

'' Another day, another shitss ''

'' MA, ALIS NA AKOOO'' ako

''USEGE, MAG IINGAT KA ANAK,TEKA, KUMAIN KA NA BA? '' Mama

'' SA SCHOOL NALANG PO AKO KAKAIN '' Ako

di ko inantay sagot ng Mama ko at umalis na, hays nag-aaral ako sa ***** University, and yeah, nag-aaral ako, bakit di ba obvious? *roll eyes *

Little did my mama know, sa Hapon pa klase ko, and the only thing i jave to do right know is to go to the bar and drink and drink and drink

'' Miss, saan ka? '' Driver

'' sa ***** Bar po''Ako

Wow ha, kadalasan lang ako nakakita ng ganito ka gwapong Driver, but naah aahhh Mens, mens, i don't like mens, *roll eyes*

Habang nag bibiyahe di ko mapigilang tignan si Kuyang driver, kase kanina pa tingin ng tingin amputa

' 'Kuya, may problema ba?' ' Mataray kung tanong

' 'Ah wala nman hihihi, ah may boyfriend ka na'' kuyang Driver

See? Mens are shits

pero, gusto ko maglaro *smirk*

'' Wala, bakit aaply ka? '' Ako

Then he open his pocket and wtf is dis----

'' Call me *Wink*'' Kuyang Driver

Amputa, pigilan niyoko sasapakin ko tong gagong to, pigilan niyoko, nakaka pota ha

Kinuha ko ang papel na binigay noya and i throw it

He look at me puzzled

''Bakit mo tinapon yun? '' Kuyang Driver

'' DIBAKO BASURERA, NA BASTA. BASTA LANG BIGYAN NG BASURA*roll eyes*'' Ako

After that, i left and now I'm here at my destination, heaven, to be exact hihihihi, and i also work at this bar, gusto niyo malaman ano trabaho ko? well secret na muna yan hihihihihi

'' Oh, penguin andito ka na pala'' sabi ni Jihyo, habang kandong kandong ng kanyang boyfriend na si Daniel

Shh, aga aga anlalandi

''Get a room guys*roll eyes*'' Ako

'' Kakatapos nga lang namin Penguin eh HAHAHA hanap ka na kaze ng Boyfriend, parang tanga to '' Daniel, while kissing Jihyo's Neck

'' Napaka Pota nyong dalawa ah, nakakasira kayo ng mood, Penge nga Gin'' Ako

Penguin tawag nila saken because i love penguins, i love penguins more than boys/mens

''MINA, JIHYO '' Momo, kasama jowa niyang si Heechul

Amputa tung apat na to oh, sarap pag untugin

'' Oh Momo-Jjang'' Jihyo

''Kanina pa kayo dito? '' Momo, habang papalakad dito (Holding hands with his jowa *roll eyes*)