"You're lucky I have no life" I said getting into Mike's car secretly glad he came
"You would have came either way Nicky" He rolled his eyes at me like what he said was extremely obvious and actually true. I sighed knowing he was right and let my chauffeur take me to the destination gladly knowing that Dawn will be there
"I deny all further statements about my reasoning for coming with you."
"You need to stop turning into a mini lawyer when you get defensive Nick." I totally want to be a lawyer when I grow up and be able to successfully defend all my clients when I have my own law firm. Sadly people don't really like lawyers that much and there are so many dumb lawyer jokes out there that I could spend my whole life listening to, I simply just don't tell people about my vindication to be an attorney
"I don't do that"
"You do it way more than you'd think. Remember that time you argued me and Dawn out of getting a detention in eighth grade for about an hour till the principal gave up"
"After what you guys did I shouldn't have wasted my precious time saving you from your seventh detention that year. I only did it because it was getting to christmas and you guys would have had to owe me super cool presents and I'd get you guys squat"
"You still did get us those watches"
"I didn't think you would have got me anything if I didn't. Detention free card or not"
"Of course I would have. I owed you way too much that year. I should have gotten you that TV you wanted"
"But instead you got me a coffee mug"
"It says Mike's #1 Bestie on it. You probably treasure it everyday"
"I lost it the week after"
"TREACHERY!!!" Mike unnecessarily yelled and almost crashed the car into a tree. Again
"What the hell Mike! You almost killed me again!"
"Sorr.."
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of your home if I decide to tell your mother"
"No! She'll absolutely kill me!"
"I shall state the items that I will receive by the ending of this week if said person wishes to keep this a secret. An actual christmas present, it must be more than 5 dollars Michael; five bags of chips, all of which of various flavors and textures; and any said homework assignments I forget to do in the next two weeks. Do you agree to requirements of consolation?"
"This is the reason why people don't like lawyers"
"I had asked you a question. Had you not heard correctly me and request me to repeat the previous terms of agreement?"
"No I agree" Mike grumbled "I seriously need a new best friend"
"As if you'd find anyone as awesome as me. Also I basically own you. You are my property Michael'"
"That sounds extremely creepy. I feel like you might rape me later on or something"
"And where would I rape you. Your house, your car, or at our public school. These pretty much the only places we hang out."
"Most likely in my car. This car has crazy sex powers" How come Dawn and I haven't done anything naughty in here yet? I mentally ask myself
"You know we've been sitting in your driveway for about half an hour right?"
"You must have used a glue spell on me with your devious witch powers"
'I'm going to ignore that and head into your house" I left the car and noticed that the rain was pounding even harder than before, which was almost blindingly strong. I ran into the unlocked house and noticed that I was soaked and was dripping wet. Mike didn't look much better
YOU ARE READING
Your Brother is Hot! (BoyxBoy)
Teen FictionNick Patterson has been infatuated with Dawn Miller since second grade. He always wanted to make his move on Dawn but two things were standing in his way. The fact that he's still in the closet and Dawn is Nick's best friend's brother.
