1) Welp I have skin 2) I have a brain, but very few brain cells in use 3) I primarily drink Pepsi Zero, purified drinking water, or Niagara water. I don't like Dasani... I just... I don't... yeah, I'm that person. The water person, the one who can taste the difference in water... yeet 4) I like girls 5) I'm more of a dog person 6) My favorite animal is a wolf 7) I like milk chocolate bc dark chocolate is too healthy for my taste buds 8) I have a mental illness (anxiety bishes, le mayo) and apparently it's because of a thyroid issue that also caused my shortness 9) I may have barely passed my math class... 10) 'tis very sleep deprived
•{Tell a joke}•
Now let's attempt at making a good enough joke, so we'll have to go ahead and watch me try three different things...
Q: W-what do you calling a wandering nun? A: A Roman (roamin') Catholic
• And I said... what's the deal with chocolate frogs? Is it chocolate? Is it a frog? Is it a traumatizing snack no one ever eats?
Q: What do you call a three-humped camel? A: pReGnAnT
YEeT idk
•{Spoiler for one of my stories}•
Um... in one of my stories [glances around] It get's reaaaaaaaally gay
Oh, and someone or two someone's may at some point be caught, um... well, not caught... Er, how do I say...? Caught...? Maybe they will be noticed or pointed out for... um...um...theywillbespottedwithhickeysIguess Um yeah... that's it.... that's the... that's the spoiler.... probably a death somewhere... I like to keep it real, add a sprinkle of death in a normal story... yeet
•{Tag 28 people}•
Okay so Wattpad only allows a maximum of 20 images, and I'm too lazy, so imma tag 10 peeps
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Y'all aren't limited to only viewing the meme I tagged y'all with. I just felt like it'd be cool to give y'all each a meme, dedicated for y'all individually. But y'all are all free to look at the others. :3