Bruce Jenner for President

Becoming a true Kardashian

        Bruce knew once he got his slogan on signs there would be no turning back.  Bruce than called up his agent.        

        "Hey steve" Bruce said with sass.

        "Hey bruce did you think of a slogan." Steve asked

        "Bitch you guess it. The slogan is 'Hoes over Bros."Bruce said.

        Steve smiled and yelled, "THAT IS THE MOST BRILLANT THING I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR."

        Bruce smiled and hung up the phone feeling better than ever.  He knew he would win since he was a girl and a kardashian.  But to became a real girl kardashian he needed to get black cock.        

That night Bruce went out into an alley.  He knew where them black boys were at.  He shaved his legs and wrote 'Black cock?' on his right calf.  The meatiest calf he had.  She stuck his leg out at the side of the wall waiting for them black cock to come.  

        He heard footsteps.  He knew this would be the best night of our life.

        This was the night he got black cock and was a true Kardashian