𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐘 ∕ 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆

eleven.

furry patrol 🐶🦊🐿
today 17:04

you
so apparently this minho guy is a clout chaser

🐶
what he do to u

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what's a clout chaser?

🐶
someone who's attention deprived

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oh

you
yeah anyway
he won't even follow me back!
he barely has any followers yet he wants a skinny ratio
it's ridiculous

🐶
you sound more of a clout chaser than he does
can we stop using clout chaser in our sentences now
it makes me feel icky

you
well
he's been liking all of my tweets lately
and now that i'm following him
he isnt following back
like tf

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is this really a problem???

🐶
yea i don think this is that much of a problem either
can we stop wasting time

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and please don't stress yourself out too much 🥺
we've got school soon
which means i'll be seeing you guys!!!!!!

you
oh yeah i forgot we still have that son of a bitch
RIGHT
i'm seeing my baby after a long time 🥺

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which means we get to hang out more!!!!!!!!!!!

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i'm so excited! 🥺🥺
hehehehehehe

you
i dont like that laugh
but yay!!!!! 💖💕💗💘💝💞💓

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what's wrong with my laugh huhh

you
i dont want egg in my hair again
thanks

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*war flashbacks

you
i get willies every time 😬

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it was an accident 😔

you
my ASS

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is nice ☺️👍

you
i-
what
uhmmm
thank you.. ? 😳

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he got a flat ass what are u talkin bout

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shhh
i was tricking him

you
alright i unwife you rn

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no pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺

you
it's not gonna work this time
not today satan

[ end. ]

AUTHOR'S NOTE
sorry for the short chapter! just a little everyday conversation sort of thing this time

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i hope you're healthy and safe! thank you for reading.