chapter 5: overdose

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Louis's p.o.v:

In the matter of days after taking these penis enlargement pills my shlong was as big as ever, i could get tons of bitches with this, i could become a pimp. I walked into a store and stole their suit, its funny how the cops can't do shit against me because i just have so much big schlong energy that their dicks fall off. I put on a suit and tinted glasses snd get ready to go get some bitches when suddenly i realize

I haven't compared my dong to Legoshi's yet
I couldn't beleive what i thought
He could still have a bigger dong than mine even though i worked so hard to get mine to as big as it can get

Legoshi's existance is just to taunt me
I have to exterminate Legoshi therefore i can be the best of the best

Instead of getting bitches i hired assassins to get rid of legoshi and cut off his penis in the process
Heheheh

Its literally the perfect plan and nobody can tell me otherwise
With Legoshi dead i can be the best thing in existance

And then i realized
I can get stronger

The infinity schlonglet
If i get the infinity schlonglet i can-






I can do anything


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