BAWN BAWN X FUNTIME FREDDY ON CRACK 2

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by Weird_Bitch42069

by Weird_Bitch42069

*Bawn Bawn was in a interrogation room getting interrogated by none other than his bf Freddy*

Funtime Freddy: So why'd ya do it?

Bawn Bawn: i didnt do it! AND UR NOT EVEN A COP!!

Funtime Freddy: hey! Watch it! I can put u on death row in 6.9 seconds!

Bawn Bawn: YEA RIGHT MOTHER FUCKER! LOOK I DIDNT DO IT! THAT LESBIAN BALLORA DID!!!

*Funtime Freddy tired of Bawn Bawns bs slams his hand on the table*

Funtime Freddy:TWENTY. EIGHT. STAB WOUNDS! SOMEONE HAD TO HAVE DONE IT! SHE DIDNT FALL ON A KNIFE TWENTY EIGHT TIMES!!

Bawn Bawn: I DIDNT FUCKING DO IT!!!

Funtime Freddy: look just tell me why you did it. Anger? Fre sha va ca do? Possibly because she said something was Grey instead of Dark White? Tell me and you can go watch Macdoesit react to Homophobia

Bawn Bawn: WELL I WANT TO DO THAT BUT UR NOT LETTING ME LEAVE SAYING I DID IT WHEN U WHERE LEGIT THERE TO SEE BALLORA KILL THAT RAPIST WHORE!!!

Funtime Freddy: *leans into walkie talkie* get the secret weapon....

*Baby and Funtime Foxy come into the room with a wooden crate that says 'Warning! Extremely Annoying!!' *

Bawn Bawn: whats in the Crate?

Funtime Foxy: SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH YOU FUCKING MURDERER WITH TITS! NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU!!!

Bawn Bawn: k- jeez- AND I DONT HAVE TITS!

*baby opens the crate to reveal 2 children Animatronics one that has Blue and Red as a color scheme and one that looks like a girl has a purple and blue color scheme*

BB: Hi?

Bawn Bawn: Hi?

BB: hello?

Bawn Bawn: um.

Bb: hi? hi? hello? hello?

*Bawn Bawn spent almost 5 hours listening to bb say the same thing over and over again.*

Bawn Bawn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! MAKE IT STAP!!!!!

Ballora: I CANT LET HIM SUFFER ANY LONGER!! IM THE ONE WHO KILLED THE PINK BITCH!

Bawn Bawn: AINT YA A LITTLE FUCKING LATE THERE BALLORA!? WTF! I SPENT FIVE HOURS IN HERE AND U DIDNT EVEN TRY TO FUCKING HELP!!!

Ballora: WELL I GOT LOST!!

*Ballora gets arrested for murdering Bonnet*

Im not sure if i should just make a whole ass book for this story- eh tell me if u want me too-