ur mum is that one lady who got kicked out for smuggling hand sanitiser in her underwear out of a dodgy Walmart
ur mum looks like thanos' bleached asshole
ur mum is NOT A VIBE
ur mum is that one crackhead at the petrol station at 3am
yes i do call it a petrol station, I'm British, bite me😤
that was aggressive I'm sorry😔
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