the wonderful monkey shit

How it all began

One day mama shi monkey and daddy shi monkey had sex and then the adorable Baby crapshi was born. 

He was said to be the most fairest baby of them all.

He had big eyes like shit

Long fur the color of shit

And crappy attitude of shit.

Therefore Mama shi and Daddy shi named him crapshi.

this was only the begining of somthing wonderful 

after a month all the girl monkeys where alll over crapshi he was loved by everyone in the land the

girl monkeys love him like thay were haveing sex with him but thay weren't he refused after all he

was only one month old so en stead he thros shit at them so thay dont 

one day there was a adorable monkey named crapshi mama shi was eating the shit that was in  crapshi's fur

mama shi said " wow theirs a lot of good stuff in here what have u been doing crapshi "

and crapshi said " well u know this and that u know how i am mom setting peoples dicks on fire in shit "

mama shi : "well ok next u do me then can u scrub my shit alll over the floor so monkeys know its my territory k"

crapshi : " ok mom but not the slimy shit "

mama shi: " ok dear "

all day mama shi was shiting and shiting and well shiting in till the floor was covered in shit ya

and im talking shit for a week it smelled like shit but crapshi could not smell it for some reason

it was like he had super powers or something