Lip-Stick It Up Your Ass (Preview)

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(A/N)Not done yet, I just really want you to see the name. You know who you are. 

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Hermione and Harry sat together in the chilly, dimly lit hallway. Hermione pulled her legs up and wrapped her arms around herself, shivering. Harry was stretched out and leaning back on his hands. 

Harry looked over at Hermione, cocking an eyebrow. 

"You good?"

Hermione sent him a look that could wither plants,

"You don't have to walk around in this freezing cold castle in a skirt! God, sometimes I wish Hogwarts just had a heating system. It's like, not all muggle stuff is evil, y'know?"

Harry nodded along, letting his mind wander off to where Ron might be. Probably fucking Lavender Brown. 

Hermione pouted next to Harry and brought her knees in even tighter. 

"I wish they had pants in the girls' uniform had pants.

Harry looked over with a smirk,

"Hey, I have an idea!"

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