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THE ONE WITH THE JELLYFISH _____________________
SHE HAD WOKEN UP EARLY TO MAKE EVERYONE BREAKFAST even though her legs hurt dearly she saw chandler and joey walk down and sit on the table chandler smiled at her and nodded she did the same back hopefully it wont be awkward she prays as she went to she went to the fridge
She huffs "awh shoot were out of soda"nova said as she shuts the door "I'll go get you some"chandler said "really"nova said "yeah"chandler said as he went to peck her on the lips which made joey look at then suspicious chandler went to go kiss joey on the cheek and went outside to get more soda "what the hell was that about?"joey asked
"Oh uh nothing nothing you saw nothing"nova said panicking "chill women I was just asking it's not like you and Chandler are going out that'll be crazy"joey said with a chuckle as he looked at the news paper "hey pheebs how did it go?"nova asked
"Huh well ahem my moms friend phoebe is actually my birth mom"phoebe said as she dropped the fork from being shocked "I found a dried up seahorse"joey said "sweeite what wre you talking about?"nova asked
Sitting down "oh my new mom who's a big fat abandner"phoebe said "oh pheebs wait a second dont you want to stay here and talk about it?"joey asked "no I just wanna I just I need to be alone"phoebe said
♡♡♡ THEY WERE AT THE BEACH AGAIN BUT ONLY THIS TIME CHANDLER HAD JOINED HER WITH THE SUNBATHING She saw joey and monica having building a hole which left them alone time they hadnt talked about what happened but he was still on with the boyfriend material thing that they talked about
"All right there's a nuclear holocaust I'm the last man on earth would you go out with me?"chandler questioned "ehh"nova said "I've got canned goods"chandler said "i know I've whiteness"nova said with a smirk as chandler smiled "hey guys take a look at this"monica yelled "check this baby out we've dug us a hole"joey said as chandler helped her up
"Excellent hole joey and mon"nova said as water got into the hole "oh no no no our hole"joey said "ow my foot! Ow"nova yelled "what what is it"joey asked as he and monica got out really quick "jellyfish sting owe it hurts!"nova yelled as she grabbed onto chandler Monica went back to the house to get something that'll help
"Well can we help you and take you back to the house?"chandler asked worried "oh it's like 2 miles"nova said as she sat down "yeah and were tired from digging that hole"joey said she whined "damn that jellyfish damn all the jellyfish"nova said
"Weve got to do something"chandler said not letting go "theirs only one thing we can do"joey said "what what is it?"nova asked "you're going having to pee on it"joey said we looked at him "what?! That's gross"nova said "dont blame me I saw it on the discovery channel"joey said
"You know what? his right there's something called ammonia in that it kills the pain"chandler said "well forget it it doesnt hurt that bad!"nova said as she let go of chandler accidentally hitting chandler in the area
"If you want some privacy you could use our hole"joey said we had headed back to the house in silence "hey how was the beach?"phoebe asked "nothing I dont know"nova said with her head down
"I dont know"joey and chandler said "what happend?"ross asked "nothing"we all said "I'm gonna take a shower"nova said "me too"chandler said as she grabbed him by the shirt pulling him with her without looking up "me too"joey said as he followed
"Theirs definitely something going on between you guys"joey whispered "psh no who do you think I am"nova said "oh dont pull the oh psh I have got canned goods I know I witnessed luckily for you monica didnt hear"joey said "okay so we had sex great sex may I add but were not going out were just having sex"chandler said
As nova nodded agreeing "we just cant tell the group brcause ross will literally kill chandler so would Monica so you cant tell anyone not even phoebe"nova said pointing her finger at Joey he raised his arms in defense she walked to the bathroom and so did chandler "You crazy kids"joey said with a smirk as he heard the shower going
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THEY WERE BACK HOME NOW THEY PROMISED TO KEEP WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THEMSELVES not even Monica knows even though she was part of what happened but not fully all of it not the part where Chandler had to pee on her foot well at least she looked at the table and didnt even looked at them of how embarrassed she was she even made a fool of herself in front of chandler because of that stupid stupid dumb jellyfish
"Can you pass me the cheese?"nova asked as joey passed her the cheese without looking at her "ugh my god you cant even look at me can you?"nova asked "no"joey said phoebe walked in "yay its phoebe we can talk to phoebe"chandler said
"No I'm to depress to talk"phoebe said "I'll give you a $1000 dollars for you to talk to us"chandler said "hey hey you guys what about we make the beach trip an annual thing?"ross asked "no!"we all yelled "all right you guys what happend out there?"rachel asked "What we took a walk nothing happend with nothing all over me"nova said as she stared at the plate "you're doing that thing when your eyes sparkle when you're lying"ross said as she slammed her head on the table
"And theirs a hickey on you're neck"rachel pointed out I hit chandler under the table "come on joey"ross said "what does that mean"rachel said "it means I got burned with a hair straightener"nova said "all right"joey said "no!"chandler and her yelled
"We swore never to talk about it again"nova said "they'll never understand"chandler said "well we have to say something we have to get it out its eating me alive nova got stung by a jellyfish"joey said "all right I got stung stung bad I couldnt stand I couldnt walk"nova said as chandler walked behind her "were two miles from the house we were scared and alone we didnt think we could make it"chandler said as he put his arms around me
"I was in Too much pain"nova said "and I was tired from helping monica digging a huge hole"joey said "and then joey remember something"chandler said "I'd seen this thing on the discovery channel"joey said "wait a minute I saw that on the discovery channel yeah about the jellyfish how if you..."ross said as he looked at us "ewwww you peed on youself?"ross asked
"Ew"phoebe and rachel said "you can't say that you dont know I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain anyway I tried but i couldnt bend that way so"nova said "ewww"phoebe ross and rachel said at the same time as they looked at joey "that's right I stepped up chandler was to busy holding her but shes my friend and needed my help if I had too I'd peed on any one of you only uh I couldnt I got the sage fright I wanted to help but there was to much pressure so uh I turned to Chandler"joey said as he screeched
"What do you mean chandler was holding her"ross said protectively they ignored him "joey kept on screaming at me do it now do it now do it now do it do it now sometimes late night I could still hear that screaming"chandler said "thats not the only thing I could hear"nova mumbled as they all looked at her she blushed
Joey chuckled "that's because I sometimes do it to freak you and you know who out"he said patting his back with a chuckled they waited until later on that night to take their bath she didnt know anyone was home until she heard ross "WE WERE ON A BREAK"
