Crushed: A KOTLC Six Parody

Dialogue & Eyes of Teal

[MARELLA REDEK]

You! Teal, please!

[BIANA VACKER]

Are you kidding me?

[KEEFE SENCEN]

Yeah, weren't you the only one who actually got her attention?

[LINH SONG]

Oh yeah, didn't you get all her "fluttery feeling" scenes?

[DEX DIZZNEE]

Yeah, like, I asked her out and she literally smooched me as a rejection. That was pretty harsh, actually. The more I think about it, the meaner it was...

[FITZ VACKER]

Yeah, I get it. I was pretty lucky. I mean, I have sexy eyes and I was the one who found her, so of course I was going to be the one she truly loved! But you know, if Deck had teal eyes, belonged to basically the royal elvin family, and was the one who rescued her from the Forbidden Cities, well, I'm not too sure if he would have been rejected after all.

[DEX DIZZNEE]

Wow, thanks, dude. That really makes me feel better.

[KEEFE SENCEN]

Yeah, bro, do you have any idea how uncalled for that was?

[FITZ VACKER]

Okay okay, look, you're right. You're so right! You guys dealt with some major shit! And that's what everyone wants to hear about. You know, like, underdogs, woo! What I mean to say is that, I deserve a chance too. You guys aren't the only ones who've been crushed. Just because I'm the golden boy, that doesn't mean I don't have problems. See, I gave Sophie a chance, and that turned out to be my downfall. Cause at first, no matter how many stupid things either of us did, we knew we would stay together. I was there, by her side. And that's... not because I was scared about how people would view me. It's because... I loved her. So, Sophie...

You've got a good heart

But you're kind of a jerk

A player chick, heartbreakable

Found you that day

And who knew what you would bring here

I thought you knew I saved you

But I didn't know

Wouldn't let you go

I only begged you to stay

'Cause something inside

It solidified

And I knew you were my bae

You can flip me off

You can push me 'way

You can try but I'm irresistible

Your attempts are fraught

Cause I'm pretty hot

And girl, I am not despicable

When the blonde has fled

When Sodex has crashed

When those guys are gone

You still dream teal

My eyes of teal

You say you love me

Then love is BS

Don't even fight, just drift away

And when I say "honey, I actually loved you"

I swear I really mean those words

But I know, without my looks

That love'd lose its appeal

I know it can't compare

The world's unfair

But I wish our love was real

You can drift away

You can scream and cry

You can claim that I'm irresistible

You can try to kiss

Me but I'll tell you, "Sis,

You're a little bit despicable"

When the others leave

And you are long gone

You'll find that you steal

Rivers of teal

Cry, eyes of teal

Soon, you let me go

Guess it was all for show

Still, I hope that you will know

You can't treat us this way

'Cause though teal rivers run dry

They'll leave their scars behind

I have left your side

You just loved my eyes of teal

Yeah

[ALL (FITZ VACKER)]

You can leave me here

Thinking I'll stay gone

You can try but truth's irresistible (irresistible)

You can try so hard

Your reputation's scarred (Ooh!)

Cause girls like you are despicable

You take and take (You take and take)

But never give (But never give)

You only loved (You only loved)

[FITZ VACKER]

The gorgeous teal

My eyes of teal

[ALL (FITZ VACKER)]

You can tell me off

You can dump me, yeah (Won't save you, won't save you)

You forget that I'm irresistible (Teal)

You can hurt me, sure

You're just immature (Won't save you, won't save you)

You're making me despicable (Teal)

Admit you're wrong

So I can end this song (Won't save you)

We were right all along

[FITZ VACKER]

You can't have teal

These eyes of teal.

Because what hurts more than a bad breakup?

[DEX DIZZNEE]

Cruel rejection.