(Katsuki's Pov)
It's a typical day for me.
My alarm clock goes off, I accidentally explode it and the old hag is screaming about something to do with fried rice.
Jesus Christ, does she ever shut the fuck up?
It's 7 in the fucking morning and she's already started her morning rampage.
This is utter insanity but hopefully if I get downstairs before she starts bitching about 'teenagers these days' I'll be able to make a quick exit and get to school before midnight.
At this rate the woman could put several politicians out of their jobs just by running her mouth.
I roll over in bed and realise how comfortable I am, I hate mornings, I sleep a full 10 hours a night so I've got no reason to be tired but there's just something so calming about lying in bed listening to the screaming match downstairs and contemplating the meaning of life wrapped in a fluffy blanket.
Right I need to get up.
Fuck this shit, can my blanket not be my hero costume?
UA's uniforms are so fucking uncomfortable anyway, how are we expected to learn when I've got a scratchy shirt annoying me all day.
Not a wonder I'm labelled as "aggressive" if you had those irritating clothes on constantly you'd be a little aggravated too.
Once I've managed to get myself dressed, now comes the issue of my hair.
Jesus fucking Christ I look like a goddamn Pomeranian has made a nest on my head.
Fucks sake, I can't go anywhere with this fucking disaster.
I grabbed my brush, rammed it under the water tap and kept trying to flatten it but to no avail.
Looks like we're going with the Pomeranian look today.
The planets must be on my side because for once I've managed to escape the old hags clutches on time.
After a bit of "yes mam" "shut the fuck up woman" and "I'm leaving now, don't you dare touch my face you crazy bitch" I made it on my walk to school.
It's 8am so that gives me 15 minutes to get there and shove my shit in my locker.
Yano I know I always complain about Deku but it's these sunny mornings that I miss him the most.
Back in elementary school we'd walk together and he'd talk about some dumb hero fact he found online or some retarded species of bird he spotted coming past the park.
He's not a bad kid and thank god no one can hear my thoughts because I'd literally internally combust if anyone found out that hating him was a complete act these days.
I genuinely hated the guy for a few days after the villain attack back when he tried to save me, to be honest it wasn't the 'saving me' part that annoyed me, that part flattered me, it was the fact that that goddamn fucker put himself in danger to help me.
HE COULD HAVE FUCKING DIED.
And it would have been all my fault.
I'm walking past his house right now, that might be why the nerd came into my head.
Wait is that him?
Oh fuck-
I forgot UA was having a non-uniform day today.
OH NO.
Shit.
He's coming towards me.
Should I stand behind the tree?
Fuck.
Help.
I look stupid.
I can't hide.
Okay, okay calm down, calm down.
What do we do when we're about to freak the fuck out?
Explode it?
NO GODDAMN INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS.
Count to ten.
Deep breaths.
Shut your eyes.
1, 2, 3,4-
"Hi kacchan!"
Fuck.
"Hey nerd."
Holy shit let's hope I can play this cool and act like I didn't fucking forget about the entire thing and I'm gonna look like an absolute twat in about 10 minutes when we reach the gates.
"Kacchan, did you forget about the non-uniform day?"
"What? No, of course not. I'm just..."
Think katsuki fucking think.
"Being a role model for future UA students, you know like..."
WHAT THE FUCK KATSUKI, SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THOSE EXTRAS HE KNOWS HES GONNA KNOW.
"Kacchan, do you want to borrow something of mine? We can go to my house quickly if you want? I mean if you're not wanting to be a 'role model'"
Uh what the hell do I say?
THE ANSWER IS YES.
But my pride.
Fuck it.
No one saw this, it can't be proven.
UNLESS I LOOK LIKE IVE RAIDED DEKUS FUCKING CLOSET.
Christ, I'm a mess but better dressed like a dork than looking like four eyes.
"Uh sure nerd, you better have something that doesn't look like it came from All-mights fan club though, I'm not matching you in the crazy All-might society."
"I'm sure I can find something, Kacchan, we're 17 not 12, I have regular clothes."
Fuck when did he get so cocky.
I don't like this.
Wait...
Do I like this?
"Point taken but I'm still standing by my original statement until I see your fucking closet."
He's laughing, why is he laughing?
Wait my face is hot, It can't be, AM I BLUSHING?
Oh no.
He definitely knows I'm a cop out.
RIP my dignity.
