The ritual

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Spog kid )epilogue)
"Nice lunch we're avin' t'day' 'oward'" vince said with food in his mouth.
"I hate you you look like a woman" replied howars.
"Y'know whay would be absolutely ponkdonkery genius?! If we went to Nevada!!!!!!!" Exclaimed vince.
"Sound alr let's hop on it" said Howard calmly.
So they set off. They set off for Nevada. Got in their little lovely van and scootered away. Nevada here they come?

(Arriving in Nevada)
"FUCKING BLIMEY ITS HOT AND DRY HERE INNIT HOWARS TJ MLK JFK BLM MOON I NEED SOME WATER." Chortled Vince.
Vincd was very excited. He was excited by evrrytjing however because he's a little uwu baby sinnamon roll ;)). Cash
They were still at the airport and knew to wait for the van they'd hired.
"Foockicn hell how long is this blooody monkey van gonna com? If it don't come soon I'll fucking commit battery and arson."
Eventually the van did arrive, and they set off to camp in the desert.

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