58: Who Yells At You Over A Joke?

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°Aries - Hitoshi Shinso/Kiruka Hasaki/Moonfish/Present Mic° (they yell at Denki)
~Denki to you: "Hey, y/n! Spell me!"
You: "Okay, M. E?"
Denki: "You forgot the D."
You: "There's no D in me."
Denki: "Not yet."~

•Taurus - Mezo Shoji/Konako Haizono/Mr. Compress/Ms. Joke•
~To Mirio: You: "Ya know, I kinda like your quirk drawback. I can see everything."~
(Mirio: H-Huh? All who yell at chu: WTF! LEAVE HIM BE!)

○Gemini - Juzo Honenuki/Camie Utushimi/Stain/Cementoss○
~To All Might. You: He died of natural causes.
All Might: YOU PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF!
You: Gravity's natural.
All Might: *sigh* lIsTeN hErE yOu LiTtLe ShIt!!~

●Cancer - Katsuki Bakugou/Setsuna Tokage/Twice/Hawks●
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To Thotsuki: You:"I'm not an alcoholic, an alcoholic needs a drink. I already have one."~

◇Leo - Koji Koda/Pony Tsunotori/Gentle Criminal/Midnight◇
~To Stain.
Stain: Words cannot describe how ugly you are!
You: Words can't can't describe how beautiful you are.
Stain: Oh, well--
You: But numbers can! 2/10.~

◆Virgo - Neito Monoma/Mei Hatsume/Hood/Fatgum◆
~To Shinso. You: "Okay, I'm here. What are your other twomwishes?"~

☆Libra - Kojiro Bondo/Tsuyu Asui/Himiko Toga/Dad Might☆
~To Shindo. You: "If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, then, uh, I'd like, really be into adidas sneakers!"

¤Scorpio - Shihai Kuroiro/Kiniko Kimori/Hina/Pixie-Bob¤
~Between you and Shigiraki.
You: Hey, you ready?
Shiggy: Just doing makeup. Wait up.
You: Aw, Shiggy, you don't need makeup!
Shiggy: Really?
You: You, Shigaraki, need plastic surgery.~

★Sagittarius - Kosei Tsuburaba/Ochaco Uraraka/All For One/Gang Orca★
~To Natsuo: "I'm a BITCH. Babe In Total Control of Herself!~

♡Capricorn - Mirio Togata/Melissa Shield/Mamagiri/Eraserhead♡
~To Tamaki: You: "Sweetheart, I don't wanna play just mind games with you."~

♥Aquarius - Natsuo Todoroki/Fuyumi Todoroki/Dabi (Toya)/Endeavor♥
~To Shoto: You: "You know, you're the worst person in your family."~

■Pisces - Tenya Iida/Mina Ashido/Magne/Gunhead□
~To Izuku. You: "Smile if you wanna sleep with me"
Izuku: *laughs* "What do you... oh no, I smiled."~

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