SO EVERYONE LISTEN AND LISTEN CAREFULLY. IM SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON AND I DON'T DESERVE ANY LOVE ANYMORE. I MURDERED AN INNOCENT INSECT YESTERDAY DON'T JUDGE ME...WAIT OKAY DO..BUT LET ME DEFEND MYSELF FIRST.
SO YESTERDAY AFTER I WAS DONE INSULTING HUNTER, TELLING AJ I WAS STRAIGHT, STALKING NIKA SO SHE WOULDN'T CHEAT, TRYING TO GET TASHA TO MARRY ME, NO HOMO, TALKING TO AMERIE, STALKING ANN'S ACTIVITIES, TELLING RYAN TO LEAVE, ANNOYING MARIO, INSULTING AISHI, OBSESSING OVER DIME, PREVENTING MYSELF FROM SLAPPING KION, BOY TALKING WITH EEVAH, HAVING A NOT SO NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH RIANNA AND THE DAILY STELLA'S WATTPAD LIFE, I DECIDED TO GET MYSELF A CUP OF COFFEE. HAHA JK IM NOT THAT COOL. I DECIDED TO EAT CHIPS BECAUSE I WAS SO LAZY TO COOK ANYTHING BUT GUESS WHAT I SAW!1!1!1 SOME IDIOT, MOST LIKELY MY BROTHER, HAD HALF EATEN A BAG OF MY CHIPS AND LEFT IT FOR THE ANTS AND ROACHES TO FEAST ON AND I WAS SO MAD😤 AND DECIDED TO DUMP THE HALF EATEN BAG OF CHIPS IN THE TRASHCAN BECAUSE IF I COULDN'T HAVE THAT BAG, NOTHING OR NOBODY ELSE COULD😤😤😤😤.
ANYWAY, NATURALLY, THE ANTS RAN AWAY WHEN THEY GAZED UPON MY MIGHTINESS..TBH I WAS FREAKED OUT BECAUSE THEY WERE LIKE 15 ANTS AND THAT IS JUST SO SKIN CRAWLING MOMENT..BUT I WAS STILL MAD ABOUT MY CHIPS AND THEN I TOOK THE LIGHTER ON THE MICROWAVE..NO, IM NOT THE IDIOT THAT LEFT A LIGHTER ON THE MICROWAVE...AND THEN BURNT ONE WHILE MAINTAINING A MANIACAL GRIN ON MY FACE BECAUSE IT WAS SWEET SWEET REVENGE. BUT WHEN I WAS DONE, I REALISED WHAT I JUST DID AND PICKED UP THE ANT AND DUMPED IT INTO MY BROTHER'S FAVOURITE CUP AND FILLED IT WITH WATER SO IT COULD COOL DOWN?? IDK I JUST TRIED TO SAVE IT BUT I COULDN'T. THEN I BEGAN THINKING ABOUT THE ANT'S FAMILY, WHAT IF IT HAD KIDS WAITING FOR IT?? WHAT IF IT WAS PREGNANT?? OR NEWLY MARRIED?? OR JUST GRADUATED SCHOOL?? OR WAS ENGAGED??? SO MANY POSSIBILITIES. SO BEING THE SWEET PERSON I AM😇 I PUT THE ANT CORPSE IN A MATCHBOX AND THEN SPRINKLED SUGAR ON IT AND AROUND THE MATCHBOX TO ATTRACT AN ANT AT LEAST SO IT'S FAMILY COULD BE NOTIFIED...IM NOT A HORRIBLE PERSON, I WOULD NEVER KEEP THEIR SON/DAUGHTER/WIFE/HUSBAND/FATHER/MOTHER CORPSE FROM THEM...BUT THEN I GOT THINKING. WHAT IF THIS ANT WAS A TERRORIST?? AND I ACC JUST HELPED THE ANT WORLD BY GETTING RID OF IT?? SO I TOOK THE MATCHBOX CONTAINING THE ANT AND THREW IT IN THE TRASH, GOT A FRESH BAG OF CHIPS AND WATER AND THEN PROCEEDED TO EAT IT.I WATCHED TV AND I THINK I DOZED OFF AFTER SOMETIME THEN I CAME ONLINE, CHATTED MY FRIENDS UP, READ AND WENT TO BED.
P.S I PLACED THE LIGHTER BACK ON THE MICROWAVE JUST SO MY MOM COULD YELL AT MY BROTHER, AND SHE DID.
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