~ NCT TEXTS ~

~127SQUAD~

[ Taeil | Johnny | Taeyong | Yuta | Doyoung | Jungwoo | Jaehyun | Mark | Haechan ]

Jaehyun
ɢɪʀʟꜱ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴊᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ

Jungwoo
??

Jaehyun
ɢɪʀʟꜱ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴊᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ d(>_･ )

Jaehyun
sent that to your female friends plis xx

Jungwoo
that

Jungwoo
?

Jaehyun
yeah that x

[Jungwoo is now offline]

Mark
i am 90% percent sure that you're not saying what you think you're saying

Haechan
mark no

Jaehyun
what do you mean?

Haechan
mark dearest shut up

Mark
i just think Yangyang might be joking

Jaehyun
soooo that doesn't say what i think it says??

Mark
no

Haechan
im ignoring you now

Mark
yeah but wHy

[Haechan is now offline]

Jaehyun
oh damn seriously?

[Jungwoo is now online]

Jungwoo
i sent it to people!

Jaehyun
Woo WAIT

Jungwoo
what's wrong? ♡

Mark
how much of that do you understand? Jungwoo?

Jungwoo
um well i can read Jaehyun's name and the word 'girls'

Jaehyun
okay so far so good!

Jaehyun
okay never mind. i just got a text from Taeyeon telling me to be proud of who i am and to be more confident

Jaehyun
Mark what did i say in Chinese

Mark
bro i just about speak Korean hahaha Chinese is a whole new ball game

Jungwoo
i asked Lucas and he said

Jungwoo
'girls dont want Jaehyun, they want literally anyone else'

Jaehyun
...i want to cry

Jaehyun
jungwoo how many people did you send it to??

Jungwoo
um

Jungwoo
all of red velvet

Jaehyun
no

Jungwoo
and uh Amber aaaand Tiffany? and quite a few SNSD members actually...

Jaehyun
my life is over

Mark
why did i just get a text from Yiren? asking if Jae's alright?

Mark
(...how does she have my number)

Jungwoo
oh yeah um Everglow too

Jaehyun
isn't Handong from Dreamcatcher?

Mark
yes

Jaehyun
i'm going to cry

Mark
well look at how many people care about you and your mental health!

Jaehyun
WOO HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MANY GIRLS

Jaehyun
AND I GOT ANOTHER TEXT

Jaehyun
wait its just Minghao

Jaehyun
wait MINGHAO???

Jaehyun
DUDE EXPLAIN

Jungwoo
i sent it to people who are flirty and might text back

Mark
so you sent it to seventeen?

Jungwoo
ヽ(＾▽＾)人(＾▽＾)人(＾▽＾)ﾉ

Jaehyun
thank you for your efforts (ಥ﹏ಥ)