Hadrian Jones And The Sorcerer's Stone

Diagon Alley (Rewrite)

As the Dutchman sailed onto the dock Hadrian stepped off  and walked to a abandoned building that magically said "the Leaky Cauldron" and he entered and went up to the barman saying "hello, Tom i need your wand for Diagon Alley, i promise up front to give it back" and Tom said 

"Of Course Captain, here" and after opening diagon alley he handed the wand back and went to Gringotts and saw a blond family he remembered the deal. and so he walked up to the Man and 

said "Lucius Malfoy, you have a debt to pay" and with that the man saw the ring in front of him and said "C-Captain I-I A-am s-sure i-it's not y-yet-t-time!" "it is 1000000 years ago my great-grandfather made a deal with your great-great-great-great grandfather the Malfoys would be rich for 10000000 years, and here we are 1000000000 years later on this very day you will lose all the

 money you hadn't gained over time so the original fortune which is easy to pick out as Galleons looked different and so all of that which is a devastating half will go to the Calypso vault" "v-very well" "Pothook! we need the malfoy family to be sorted out of their debt to me" the goblin 

named Pothook said "of course, Captain Jones" and with that the money went to the Calypso Vault" and so when Draco then said "who are you? why are you taking OUR money, fifthly  lying 

stealing MUDBLOOD!" Lucius was shaking his head and wide-eyed and said "Draco no no he's real Draco let us go, so sorry for that Captain, don't hurt hi-" "he's got to learn Punishment! so boy call me that disgusting, name will ye eh? five lashes outta sort ye out" and so with a Cat-O-Nine Tails whip and a sobbing Draco pushed into a pillar and his shirt ripped and he started lashes with 

one the first time Draco cried out in pain in front of the public

two the first time Draco cried for his mummy 

three the first time Draco swore 

four the first time Draco screamed "i want to die!"

FIVE a piercing scream came 

and a satisfied Hadrian then made it disappear and threw him onto a desk where he slipped off and was covered in water with Hadrian saying "YOU GOT IT EASY, BOY!" and with that Hadrian stood and left and then he went into a book shop: flourish and blotts and he went over to the 

Cursed Objects section and he saw a girl with bushy hair with her nose in a book he didn't pay any attention until he saw her reading "The Flying Dutchman: The Captains From (1500-Present Day) and she looked up and saw him and said "y-your the Captain Of The Flying Dutchman" "aye now tell me, what brings a bright-eyed girl such as yourself to a dark and cursed section of a 

library such as this? at least i have the excuse of 'i'm a dark creature'" "well i was just curious" "mm the issues of being young, people don't tell you the full truth because they think your too

 young" "what is the truth?" "well the world isn't yin and yang, it's all mixed up morals are broken by the purest of souls and the

 darkest of demons can love so despite what the 'light' say the 'dark' aren't evil Gryffindor is a house for the rash the house of people who just charge into battle without thinking while 

Slytherin thinks we plan we win and we do so by any means necessary which doesn't make us a bad person, we just want to come out on top" "we?" "well i know for sure that i'd be in Slytherin

 with the "those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends" thing, now may i pay for that book, unless your just browsing" "i-i, thank you" "No problem" Hadrian said and he went up to the clerk and said "i would like to buy this book" and the clerk said in a bored tone: 19 galleons and so Hadrian forked over the money and gave the book to Hermione and she said "oh i'm

 sorry, I'm Hermione Granger" "Hadrian Jones" and then she said "if there was an unnecessary introduction that was it. well do you want to meet my parents?" at this Hadrian's Eyes Bulged but he said "sure" and with a beaming Hermione towing him around it was a funny sight a Muggle-born First Year dragging around the captain of the FLYING BLOODY DUTCHMAN a Captain so ruthless he uses a Cat-O-Nine-Tails whip on his crew members when they misbehave or mess up and had dragged 

countless people to his father's Locker if  they dared touch him or even look at him for 4 seconds

 the fact a Muggle-Born Girl  who was a First bloody Year was 

dragging him around like he was a resisting dog and she was a persistent child had shocked 

many but the boy they all grew to fear beyond any other was just letting it happen now the girl had steered him to where her Parents where saying "Mum, Dad this is Hadrian Jones, My First 

Friend" "Hello" "hello, what happened to your clothing" "The Dutchman goes under a lot so it's hard to keep the Sea Creatures off" "under?" "oh right have you heard of: The Flying 

Dutchman?" "y-yes" "well it's enchanted to have the power to sail far below Water since the crew is undead nothing is wasted from that it actually is a lot faster than sailing because you aren't begging the wind to help you" "hmm, so You're the captain of the ship?" "aye" "but you're no more than 11" "well i can't explain why my father wanted me to have it so young but it's still working well so i'd say i did a pretty good job" "so should we have some dinner"

~After Dinner~

after they ate and had a decent desert the Waiter: Jackson said "the meal + the desert leads up to 21 galleons" and to Mr. Granger's Surprise Hadrian placed them in Jackson's waiting hand and said "it's the least i could do., Mr. Granger  besides i have half of the fortune of the Richest Magical Family in My Vault i need to do something with it all although my descendants might prefer to not be dirt-poor" He said "Hadrian please call me Dan" "Very Well Dan" and when they left the store Hadrian headed to the docks and the Dutchman stood like an ominous Ghost Ship which it pretty much was as the cursed crew helped him get on board and after several games of Liar's Dice Hadrian had condemned all the crew members to be bound to the ship for an entirety he went to bed hoping that Hogwarts had all of that and more 

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