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                        Los Crackheados

Beomgyu:
holy fucking hell

Theonlyjun:
what's up?

Beomgyu:
i was out getting groceries and you'll never believe who i saw

Soobie:
who?

Crackheadtae:
wait
how come you didn't get me to come with you

Beomgyu:
cus u were cuddling with kai
but anyways

Theonlyjun:
damn kai just lives with you guys at this point

Hyuka:
basically

Bomgyu:
anyways
i saw my dad

Hyuka:
oh
what happened

Beomgyu:
that's not all
i met his girlfriend

Soobie:
shit

Beomgyu:
STILL not all
i also met his son

Crackheadtae:
wait wtf
correct me if i'm wrong but
kids are usually born after nine months right?

Theonlyjun:
yeah i am wondering the same thing as tae

Beomgyu:
uh huh
but get this
his son is 3
FUCKING THREE

Soobie:
fucking fuck
are you serious???

Beomgyu:
if his fucking SON is three imagine how long he's been going behind my moms back
like the bitch is evil but i didn't expect for him to fucking cheat for that long and for us to not find out yk?

Hyuka:
wait
u said u met them?

Beomgyu:
yep
he fucking called me over and made me shake hands with then and everything

Crackheadtae:
omg kai i'm coming to give you cuddles

Soobie:
me toooooo

Theonlyjun:
fuck it
kai i'm picking you up and we're gonna get some icecream for the five of us

Hyuka:
fucking bet

Soobie:
see everyone there!
Seen 6:39 p.m.