i guess evolutions not for everyone
you dont have to do this. but of course ill mock you forever if you dont ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
C'C'C'CUM ON C'C'C'CUM ON GO GO C'C'C'CUM ON C'C'C'CUM ON GO GO-
yyOOOOO
....
yo
Is this where you meet for the orge?
Nope. This is where you meet for the swim team. I'm joking.
I'm Jeremy! I mean...
Are you okay?
Hnnh?
You seem nervous.
No, I always .. sweat this
much.
I get it. You're a virgin.
shit how did she know:0
First orge!
You think I'm nervous about the orge!
Why else would you be shaking? A lot?
Ha ha ha ha ha— Yeah, totally freaked.
It's okay. I'm a little jealous actually. You never forget your first. orge. Coming here is the highlight...
of your day?
yeah right. of my life.
i love having sex
because it's the best
because it is fun
i love having sex
and i get depressed
as soon as i cum
bUT NOT DEPRESSED AS IN LIKE "KILL YOURSELF" DEPRESSED
no, im not into self-harm,
dude, I SWEAR, here check my arm
i just use the word to emphasize a point
show the passion that i've got
i am passionate a lot
and i have mad gigantic feelings
red and frantic feelings
about most everything
like the size of someone's peen
like if im living up to all im meant to be
i also have a touch of add
where was i?
oh right
i love having sex
cause you are equipped
with dominants and subs
life is easy having sex
you follow your heart
so you know what comes next
anyhoo,thepointthatimgettingtoissometimeslifecant work. out. in. the. wayyy
it works on in the bedddd
like the only time i get to be the center of attention
is when i am tied up or getting double penetration
aND NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRYYYYYYY
it's impossible to narrow down the many reasons why-y-y-y-y-y
i love having sex
i pleasure cry
whenever it starts
its just so universal
getting to try so many types
most humans have one mate for all of their lives
the thought of that gives me hives
there's so many sizes i wanna pursue
and why am i telling this to you?
guess there's a part of me that wants to.
theres also a part of me that wants to do this
idk yall im running out of ideas, just comment something crack
so i did it!
uh( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
back to having sex
my clit is like bzzzz
my heart is like WOW
because we're were at hhhhh
and it's staaaaarting
we're saaaaaarrtiinggg
sooon
uuwuu
so where's everyone else?
we've been slipping on memebership lately. i guess it's just the two of us-
oh thank god the attractive people have arrived. helloooooo everyone! my name is mr. reyes. you may recognize me from sex ed class, or my full time job at insert name of store that sells sex toys. thank you. i've been dreaming of the day i get to role play as a slave owner-
YES!!
and today that dream dies.
what? dont you care about good sex?
you can masturbate. let it go. now we will all take a five minute break so that i can fuck a hot pocket Mochiii11
im ending it here because im like way too fucking lazy
