The Splish Splash

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Max: I can't believe were breaking in to the school... this is a crime ya know

Chloe: Max maybe I'm a good bad influence on you

Y/N: No offense maybe it's good to commit a crime you don't want to be a teacher's pet your whole life

Max: I'm not a teacher's pet... next thing you know I'll be a gangster or thrown in jail

Y/N: Well as far back as I could remember I always wanted to be a gangster, ba ba ba... what you never see Good fellas ever

Chloe: Max has probably never even seen a rated R movie 

Max: Shut up I've seen some, but most are just way to scary I mean I can't even watch Jaws

Y/N: You can't watch Jaws it's not even scary but is a classic movie, I can't watch Jaws The Revenge it's so bad he screamed like a lion in it

Chloe: Okay we get it, Max is a goody two shoes

Max: Am not

Chloe: Are to sista

Y/N: So why did you want us to break in anyways Chlo

Chloe: To find out information

Y/N: You think Blackwells famous alcoholic principle will have that... the though never occurred

Max: I you two really sure about this we're both already in so much trouble

Chloe: Yeah not to mention the pot Y/N brought into my room

Y/N: Ha ha, if it's mine then I'll rightfully take it

Chloe: Fine my pot

Max: Chloe I'm serious right now for reals, we're breaking and entering

Chloe: If I have a key how can it be breaking, they can't charge us just for entering

Y/N: I mean she isn't wrong Max

Max: But a smartass that's for sure

Y/N: I mean your not wrong either

Chloe: Calm down sista we'll be fine, let's just find the shit and get out of here

Y/N: Find the shit Price is this a hobby of yours, that you've been hiding

Chloe: Principe sells outs office

Y/N: Maybe we can squeeze under the door like Mr. Fantastic

Chloe: It that your secret super power you've been holding out on us

Y/N: I wish, maybe if we had Flat Stanley with us man he was one of greats

Chloe: Okay let's be serious here

Y/N: I am that poor boy flatten by a poster board... who would have thought

Chloe: Dude you're wasting time

Y/N: After reading that I had a huge fear of poster boards... never trust them

Chloe: I'm gonna flatten you with a poster board if you don't shut the fuck up dude

Y/N: Hey Maximus

Max: Nope you got yourself into this

Y/N: So politics huh I hear there um now a days

Max: Let's just go already we could get caught at anytime you know

You open the door only to find out there's another door to the office

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