A/n
Im gunna apologize in advance for...
Whatever this is :P
Its 1am and I have like 3 braincells left and this is what they thought would be a GREAT idea :)
Y/n POV:
"Owo™, I aM sO boREd!! If OWOnly my BfF in tHe WhoLe develDOM wuZ here🥺👉👈"
I stated quite preposterously✌😔
"dUWU nOt fWet my Dewer fwend👁👄👁"
MaOWOn sayded as he YEETED into me quarters.
"Yee yee🤠"
I scrYEEched¡¡
"YEE YEE🤠"
He yeeyee-d in response¡°◇•
"Do ye wAnt eh sPrite CranBerry™???¿¿¿"
I asksksksksked me BESHT FWEND
"OOHHH yes i Duwu (•◇•)¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!,°°♧°♡•◇°◇○♡'"
MamOWOn responded plainly
"Here yuh gough🤭✌👉👈✊😔🦶"
I gevedd hem dah sRipe ranCrerry™
"Ew wooh, tanx yowo beweshty!!"!
We wuz now sitted on deh bed.
But not jus any bed!
Oh no👁👄👁
It twas 🙄😗🖤😋🍋😂🖤😂🤭😁🤡😁🤡🥺👉🤭🤠🥺😁🤡😁🤡😁💸🤠💊🤭🖤😁🤡🏠🤠💜💙🔮🖤🤭👁💊👄💸🍋👉🍋🖤😁😋🤡
My bed ✊😔✌
❤💫🖤💦💥💯💜❤💫💯💥❤🤎🧡💙🧡🤎💥💦🖤💥💯💜💗💙🧡🖤💙🖤💫💯💗💦💫
As besties, we be cuddlin™
But it not always be pLAtoniC cuddlin
UWU no it not be 😗
NO
MamOWOn is bAby biCth
HE lEt his tSUnDeRe
☆¤☆•°○○~°°♧•♡ emotions°◇☆°○♡○¤▪︎•°◇
Git in Da wae ov our RomAnTIc ReaLaTIonShIp™
I sense him gettin StIff as a "accidentally" Tooch hIs InNER tHiGh
"OWO! What tis that I sea??? Is that a bulgieWulgie™??"
I ask
"OH emm GoShnEsss! Do noT tHing i LikE yOu mOre rhAg pLanTonTics!"!"!
"UwU thEn Why is SPrItE CrAnBeRRie™ cum ing out of YER Pp?!?!?!?!"
"Uwu i giVe iN!! I WAnt YoU 2 SOOKK my Pp Y/n"
And SOOKK hiS pP i did
~~
As i sooked his Pp he Was A mOannIn in Me
"Oh My y/N!! I tHiNk i Jus mIghT-" he AttEmtEd To spek as i SooKed his WEINER™
SUDDENLY!!!!
H3 shot SpTiTe CranBERrY down My throat As he YElled
"WALUIGI!!!!!!"
346 words
IDFK man :)
Im so tired:P
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